Thank you! That is honestly the most nonsensical thing they could have done and I doubt anyone could figure it out without help or by accident. If anyone else has this problem, you can only get the English demo by clicking on the Picture under the word Demo, not by clicking on the word Demo itself, which will always bring up the German version.

Thank you again, Marie! wave

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