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#839296 - 09/30/12 06:04 AM Two more for Sunday
Niki Offline
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.'

I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it...
...............................................................................................................
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....," as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish....
On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life,
being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
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#839301 - 09/30/12 07:14 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
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Thanks Niki, loved the DEA officer.
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#839329 - 09/30/12 10:35 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
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Love the Ipad one...tooo funny!
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#839332 - 09/30/12 10:46 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
SharonB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/09
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rotfl

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#839333 - 09/30/12 10:48 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
soot Offline
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rotfl Flies don't stand a chance anymore!

wave
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#839345 - 09/30/12 11:17 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: soot]
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rotfl Very funny Niki. thumbsup

joe
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#839366 - 09/30/12 01:03 PM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
Haroula Offline
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Loc: Greece
lol wave
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#839384 - 09/30/12 02:30 PM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
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Good ones Niki!!! lol
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#839649 - 10/02/12 01:38 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Lotus777]
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Registered: 04/18/02
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Loc: Oklahoma, USA
Yep yep yep...sounds just like a big city guberment officer. rotfl
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#839664 - 10/02/12 05:43 AM Re: Two more for Sunday [Re: Niki]
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lol Loved the ipad funny Niki! lol
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