Two more for Sunday
#839296
09/30/12 06:04 AM
09/30/12 06:04 AM
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Niki
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I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.'
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it... ............................................................................................................... A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....," as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now
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Re: Two more for Sunday
[Re: Niki]
#839301
09/30/12 07:14 AM
09/30/12 07:14 AM
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Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262 Massachusetts
GBC
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Graduate Boomer
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Massachusetts
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Thanks Niki, loved the DEA officer.
Gail
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Re: Two more for Sunday
[Re: Niki]
#839329
09/30/12 10:35 AM
09/30/12 10:35 AM
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905 Alabama
looney4labs
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Sonic Boomer
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Love the Ipad one...tooo funny!
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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