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#840116 - 10/03/12 10:59 PM Thursday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30160
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
GentleThoughts for Today


Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then c--p on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of
her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you
are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load.

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.


At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks
on
the truck door.

The trucker rolls down the window.. Again she says "Hi, my name is
Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.


When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back
to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in WISCONSIN and

I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!
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Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erect a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The School Crossing sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign. It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood: NUDIST COLONY - Go slow and watch out for the chicks!
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Now, what wuz I gunna talk about? think

At 12:30 at night I'm not really leaning towards a very long dialogue.

I'm rather leaning towards the bedroom actually.

I'm mean I'm really leaning towards the bedroom. tired

I'm almost horizontal, I'm leaning so much. sleep

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's that buzzing noise? shocked

I thought I would get the diner started, and then go do some gaming, but I started the post about a half hour ago, and I have a bald spot on my head now from scratching my noggin so much.

I may not have a hair left by the time I finish it. rolleyes

On the bright side though, I won't have to cut my hair anymore.

On the other side.... headscratch ..... Oops, it's bright too because of the glare of the sun.

I guess I don't have to worry because it'll be ALL-bright. wink

Nobody can ever call me Harry either.

They don't call me Harry now though. duh

Why would they, I'm not Harry?

I'm Confused......and tired. tired

Have a harry happy day everyboomie.

joe
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#840119 - 10/03/12 11:15 PM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65812
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol Thanks for the chuckles Joe. I know shoeless Joe, but now we can add hairless Joe to the list of famous Joes. grin

Not sure what today will bring yet...I am sure it will be a good one though.

Have a happy day!

Ana wave
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#840130 - 10/04/12 12:58 AM Re: Thursday [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Drmojo Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1840
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner


Morning Boom Boom Buddies~


Thanks for the chuckles Joe lol

Hey ya Ana yeah, its exspensive feeding horses now
the first 12 years of Mo's life I lived east the mountains
and hay & grain was wayyyyyyy cheaper!

WoW! Gerry 40's!! thats really old for a horse
Mojo will prolly out live me lol

Hi ya Yankee I bought Mojo when he was 4 months
but I left him with his Mama til he was 6 months~
how long did your horses live?

Hey ya Buddy Gail skype later? if the wind stops
blowing so hard?

Have a good day~Karen angel
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#840138 - 10/04/12 02:30 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8115
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana,Karen and all.
The weather is very hot for these time of
year eek
Today is shopping day,we are going
to buy some clothes for jr. yes
Have all a nice day flowers
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#840145 - 10/04/12 04:20 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17632
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Karen and Haroula. Joe happy dreams! Ana enjoy your day. Karen Mo is really apart of your family! Haroula have fun shopping. Cailyn I put the coffee on. Hope you're feeling better. Happy Day All! wave
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#840156 - 10/04/12 05:56 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5688
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Time for yet another work whoosh. wave

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone. cat

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#840163 - 10/04/12 06:50 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14747
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. We still have grey skies and fog. Our weather forecasters are saying a chance of more rain today. Man it's dreary out there. Hope someone has some sun today. Please send a little my way. smile

I don't have to go to work until about 4:30 this afternoon. Have a great day everyone. Hi Joe, Ana, Karen, Haroula, Gerry, venus, and everyone who comes in here today. See ya. wave

Midgie hearts
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#840165 - 10/04/12 07:00 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8203
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Midge Hugs and sun on the way. hearts Hubby and I see our Primary Dr. today, then to the hospital so hubby can have his port flushed. Tonight we are taking SIL out for her Birthday dinner. Her Birthday is later this month, but we will be at St. Pete Beach then. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish and Waffles in the NC. summer
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#840169 - 10/04/12 08:07 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14789
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a good one!

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you make today.

Karen, talk to you later. Wishing you a great morning!

Haroula, have fun shopping.

Gerry, I'll have a cup of that coffee. Thanks.

Cailyn, get well soon!

Venus, how's work going?

Midge, if you get any sun I want some too.

Connie, Good luck at the Doc's for both of you.

Dreary looking day this morning. Coffee and Danish needed to get me going. Be back later.
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Gail

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#840182 - 10/04/12 08:49 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21516
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning gang laugh

Still adjusting my clock smirk

But it's good to be home with WOM and buddy boys!

Have a wonderful day everyone!

Whoosh...

wave
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#840195 - 10/04/12 09:53 AM Re: Thursday [Re: soot]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9482
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you have a harry happy day as well! smile

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#840203 - 10/04/12 10:42 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42648
Loc: Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

I seem to be in a wake-up-early-and-then-take-a-10 o'clock-nap cycle. Not a normal routine for me at all. The plus is I get to see hubby before he leaves for work, but the downside is by 9 a.m. I'm walking into walls.

I've had several cups of coffee but apparently someone stole all the wake-up power from ours.

Back after my brain wakes up. wave
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-Roger Caras

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#840220 - 10/04/12 11:30 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7419
Loc: San Diego, CA
Thanks for the chuckles Joe! I really needed some this morning. Long tale of strange goings on with that stupid empty house. After Hazmat put up the yellow caution tape so no one would enter because of a 'reported' mercury spill and contamination, no one has. Good. Been almost 2 months now. So yesterday, I get a visit from 2 guys supposedly from some 'cleanup' firm. Very not believable. Didn't tell them anything except the one phone number I'm sure they already had of the 'troublemaker' who really wants access. They asked all sorts of questions and I finally told them to call the Hazmat guys and gave them the business card.

Creepy because THEY said they were there to inspect and then if anything spilled they would call Hazmat????? Struck me really wrong with that one. AND the ID on one guy's pocket plastic clip was a California ID Card. Not a business ID a general, run of the mill ID card Calif. issues if you don't have a driver's license! AND the other guy couldn't seem to find HIS ID. Ohhhhhh. I hope I never see them again. AND they wanted MY last name. Nope...I think the troublemaker is up to no good again sending guys pretending to be 'officials' in hopes of getting into the house. What a mess! I'm so wanting to run and hide.
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#840225 - 10/04/12 11:37 AM Re: Thursday [Re: looney4labs]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30160
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, but we are going all the way up to an uncomfortable 88 degrees later. The good news is that it's breezy which is making it real nice today. yes

This weekend we will be all the way down in the 50s for a high. yay

I can't wait. I guess Nan and Ana are sending me some of their weather. woot

I need cold weather to kill the tall grasses and weeds in the creek. yes

I'm going to work at 1:00 today. It's a short day (7hrs work), so I'll get off at 9:00 which means getting home at around 9:15, eating, showering & winding down, then getting to bed maybe by 10:30 to 11:00 and getting back up at 3:30 to be back at work by 5am. shocked

To paraphrase all of that; UGH!!! slapforehead

I hope you all have a muchos joyas day. grin

joe
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#840226 - 10/04/12 11:41 AM Re: Thursday [Re: gymcandy1]
my10rugrats Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3350
Loc: kansas
brrrrrrrrrrr morning. a little on the chilly side here. thank goodness for my electric fireplace .i have it turned on this morning. i am not ready for cold weather to set in. but my daughterinlaw is ready for the leaves all change and some snow on the ground so she can get going on taking senior pics for the granddaughter living with us. well now we got 10 new windows done and still have 5 small ones that need to be bought and done. then i can get my new doors and go look at the flooring we want to use in the front room and dining room and start on them. not going tobe able to do much today since having to tear down our big oak king size bed yesterday and moving it. my bedroom looks like a tornado went thru there

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