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#841342 - 10/09/12 07:43 PM Wednesday's Song
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29998
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmers' Almanac, 1978
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This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?"

"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!"

The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"
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The town lush drunkenly stumbles into a banquet hall when an insurance convention is taking place, ready to pick a fight. He shouts, "All insurance agents are thieves, and if you, (hiccup, got a problem with it ya ought to do something about it."

Instantly, a large man walks up to the lush, points a finger at him and says, "You take that back!"

The lush looks him in the eye and says, "Why, are you, (hiccup), some kind of agent?"

"Absolutely not” the man replies, "I'm a thief."
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In my husband's work for a cable-television company, he encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the way to the den, where the TV was located, and then walked out to get the mail.

As my husband approached the TV, he saw a note taped to the screen. It read: "Don't forget to hide the descramblers before the cable guy comes. Love, Tom."
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After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance...

Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?

Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer...

Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply...

Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files...

Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it...

Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command...

For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded...

Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem...

Customer: I knew it!

Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE' at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes...

About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer...

Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking...

Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

Customer: MS-DOS 6.22...

Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out...

When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again...

Customer: I need a new power supply...

Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?

Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply...

Technician: What did he tell you?

Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE...
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Good morning everyboomie. yay

There's a big bright sunny day coming your way.

If that's not what you get, don't worry, it's probably not your big, bright, sunny day.......................today

I just meant that sometime this year there is a big bright sunny day coming your way, and you know who to complain to if it doesn't come.

{{HOWEVER}} sherlock

If there is sunshine in your heart, you won't need it outside. Your inner glow will provide sunshine, and warmth for others, on a cloudy day. thumbsup


No I was not thinking of the song "My Girl". snicker



I am now though. slapforehead



I hope you all have a happy day. rah

joe



I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day.




Edited by gymcandy1 (10/09/12 07:48 PM)
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#841344 - 10/09/12 08:00 PM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64780
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, you are indeed the sunshine on a cloudy day, my friend. hearts

Thanks for the chuckles. I hope your day is a wonderful as you are.

Zumba in the morning and then finishing Sherlock is on my agenda.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#841384 - 10/10/12 01:34 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Drmojo Offline
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Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1761
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner
Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave

Howdy Joe Thanks for the funny funny jokes lol


Hi ya Ana I'm going to the Chriropractor today
did your chrio help you out? taz



Going shoppa-shoppa with Rikki & Mom today ~Karen angel
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#841390 - 10/10/12 02:16 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7617
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a
lovely day flowers
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#841395 - 10/10/12 03:32 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6034
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning all wave Karen enjoy your shopping trip! Ana how's the toe? Joe thanks for the openers every morning! Haroula you have a lovely day also,coffee is ready!Have a good one everybody turkey
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#841409 - 10/10/12 06:57 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14361
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, cloudy, dreary, rainy day here but I have sunshine in my heart.

Ana, enjoy Zumba class and Sherlock.

Karen, sounds like you're going to have a busy day. Enjoy!

Haroula, a happy day wished.

Cailyn, please and thank you on the coffee.

Got just about everything situated, it's a rainy day, girls are in school and it all equals a relaxing gaming day for me. Woo Hoo!
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#841412 - 10/10/12 07:07 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8041
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. A trip to the bank and BJ'S today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump day. Danish, Cinnamon Rolls, and Omelets in the NC. summer
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#841422 - 10/10/12 09:00 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13609
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe hope work flies by for ya. Only one after today!! Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana have fun doing some regular gaming!! Is it good?? How did your adjustment go yesterday??

Karen have fun shopping and hope the chiro can adjust good!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn are you enjoying the peace and quiet?? Have a nice day!

Gail have a fun day gaming!!

Connie have fun shopping. Thanks for the danish. One day closer to your trip!!!

No plans till taxi run!!

wave
Nan

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#841426 - 10/10/12 09:12 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5385
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good morning and have a terrific day Joe, Ana, Karen, Haroula, Cailyn, Gail, Connie, Nan and all who come in after me. wave

I'm not working today, but I still have to whoosh. My friend and I are spending the day together. thumbsup We both generally have Wednesdays off, which works out nicely. For those that have asked, yes she is back for good. happydance

Okay, time to go get ready. Have a great day, everyone. cat

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#841431 - 10/10/12 10:01 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: venus]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9344
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! I echo Ana, Joe! You are sunshine on a cloudy day! Hope your Wednesday's Song is soulful!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#841444 - 10/10/12 10:31 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42216
Loc: Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

I woke up a little breathy today. That hasn't happened in a long time, so today will be a quiet one.

wave
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
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#841453 - 10/10/12 11:13 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
my10rugrats Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3340
Loc: kansas
it was another brrrrr morning here. need to go to petco and check out new winter jackets or something for the dogs, also hubby wants to look a new leashes. a little shorter than what he is using now. would like to go over to lowes which is right there too and look at new doors , need 1 for the front and 1 for the back. i am wanting one for the front that has the mini blinds between the glass that way i don't have to put a curtain on the door. other that that not much planned for today except throwing towels into the dryer. have a great day all

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#841454 - 10/10/12 11:22 AM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64780
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! I have to whoosh to class before I am late. I dug out a 20 year old bathing suit so I can go in the hot tub and swim and sauna when I get done. I think a long soak sounds fabulous.

Hope you all are having a great day!
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#841471 - 10/10/12 01:52 PM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Goodmorning Joe and all Gameboomers. smile Yes, it is bright and sunshiney here. It is warmer too. Opened my windows but a little cool so will have to close them again.

I've not been able to get back on the internet since I got kicked off the other day while downloading. Fixed now.

Got to my Dr's appt yesterday and from there was able to see the highway so I walked to it and found that Walgreen's, Wawa, Dominoe's, Dunkin Donuts, Family Dollar and Food Lion were all within reach from there! WOW! That's so much better - relief that I'm not as cut-off as I thought.

Doing laundry now. Think my clothes are ready to return home. lol

Wishing all health and good days! rah

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#841475 - 10/10/12 02:03 PM Re: Wednesday's Song [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64780
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Who was I kidding? By the time I got done with class, the last thing I wanted to do was soak in a hot tub. I was way too hot! I came home instead and will take the dogs for a hike when I get done posting.

Sharon, glad you were able to get back online and that you are within walking distance of so,e stores. yay That is great!

My10, have fun shopping. I would love a blind on my sidelight also. I hope you find what you want.

L4L, I hope you are feeling better.

Darlene, safe skooshing.

Venus, glad to hear your bestie is back to stay. yay

Nan, the game is phenomenal! Best one yet.
The adjustment was much needed and did the trick!

Connie, have fun shopping!

Gail, when is your surgery? How are you doing? hearts

Sue, the foot hurts 24/7. I just try to ignore it. grin How are you feeling?

Haroula, have a great day!

Doc, good to see you. How was your chiropractor visit? Mine was great yesterday. yay
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