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#843101 - 10/18/12 12:31 AM Thursday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29937
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Jef Raskin
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Sent to me from Pam bravo

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;


come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied, "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, because I still have mine."
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A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.

When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.

"What for?" he snapped at the judge.

His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court. That's why!"

Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now."

The young man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
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A dog owner had a pit bull that hated to walk. He kept sitting down and bracing his feet so that his owner would have to drag him by his leash.....the owner finally gave up when he realized that he was creating a bottomless pit!
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Very happy to be with you all today. penguin

I hope it continues forever and ever.....................or, until I get tired of it all. yes

Which will most likely happen before "forever" gets here. duh

I'll be back over at Mom's today slinging a chainsaw most of the day.

If you're not busy later come on over. wink

If you think about it, swing at Sonic or What-a-Burger and grab me a cheeseburger, ok? happydance

Thanks!! kissy

Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup

joe



Edited by gymcandy1 (10/18/12 09:53 AM)
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#843110 - 10/18/12 02:21 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7458
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a nice day smile wave
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#843113 - 10/18/12 02:48 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Online   sad
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6003
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula,and all who stop by later waveCoffee is on for who ever wants some,enjoy the day all sherlock
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

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#843125 - 10/18/12 06:10 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Online   content
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14208
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, do you want fries with that? Enjoy the sawing. Haroula, have a great day!

Haroula, have a great day!

Cailyn, coffee sounds super this morning!

Not sure what's on the agenda for the day. Wishing everyone a wonderful day.
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Gail

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#843136 - 10/18/12 07:41 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14564
Loc: Massachusetts
Joe, I'll be over with a cheeseburger. Morning Haroula, Sue, Gail, and all who come in after me. I don't have to go to work until my evening shift. Going to Kohl's to return something. birthday Pam. Have an awesome day.

Have a great day everyone. Please don't forget to exercise. Your body will thank you. smile

Midgie hearts
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#843147 - 10/18/12 09:11 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5329
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have fun slinging the chainsaw today, Joe. lol Hope you have a good visit with your mom.

Have a nice day, too, Haroula.

Have a great day, Cailyn.

Hope you find something fun to do today, Gail.

Sorry you have to return something, Midge. Maybe you'll find something you like even more while you're there. smile Hope work goes well this evening.

I'm off today. happydance Work has been stressful lately because of the remodel. I'll be happy when that's over.

Today I'm going to game. rah I've really been wanting to replay Gray Matter lately, but I think I'll wait for fiance to finish his overnights so he can play with me. Guess I'll focus on GK3 instead. thumbsup

Okay, off to catch up in the gaming section. Have a great day, everyone. cat

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#843159 - 10/18/12 10:02 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: venus]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9291
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you find a little time for yourself today!

Hey, Midgie! birthday to Pam!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Kinda quiet in the Diner this morning...

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#843165 - 10/18/12 10:45 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64423
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies. It was supposed to be storming but the sun is shining brightly. I actually had to look up todays weather forecast terminology because we are supposed to have "graupel" this afternoon. I had no idea what the heck to expect so I had to look it up inthe dictionary. lol In case you do not know they are snow pellets. duh

I'll be going to the chiropractor this morning and then if the weather holds out I will run with the dogs.

Gerry, I hope all is well by you.

Joe, don't work too hard. Are you happy your brother is moving back?

Haroula, hope your day is going great.

Sue, thanks for putting the coffee on.

Gail, have a happy day!

Midgie, happy birthday to your daughter. How is the ankle?

Venus, enjoy your day off.

Darlene, hope you are feeling all better today.

Ana wave
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#843188 - 10/18/12 01:26 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13509
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Just have a moment to wish everybody awonderful day. Been a busy day here.

Ana we have been stuck at like 45F for the last couple days with clouds and rain. Enjoy the graupel. lol

wave
Nan

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#843190 - 10/18/12 01:27 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42049
Loc: Alabama
Hi guys, it's another gorgeous days so come on down. wave

I must must must do laundry, so guess I will wave
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#843196 - 10/18/12 01:51 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5329
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a good day at work, Darlene.

Thanks, Ana. Glad you don't have graupel so far. lol

Nan, would you prefer colder or warmer weather? grin

Hope the laundry goes well, L4L. grin

I just purchased two games today - the Cognition pre-order and Harvey's New Eyes. I think I need a time out from the internet. lol

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#843211 - 10/18/12 03:14 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Yankee Clipper Online   content
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 2023
Loc: Lexington, Texas
Wow!! slept in till 8:50 this AM and I feel greatgreat Even caught myself singing.

sounds like central Texas is having Alabama fall weather -gorgeous with hot afternoons. Oooh what picnic weather.

I put Castelvania back on the PS3 and if I can get past that big meaney I just might buy Cstlvna 2. I didn't know Castlvn series goes back to 1986. What a legacy also didn't know they are vampires. Gosh what I've missed.

How did they ever get a word like graupel?

Happy times all
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#843220 - 10/18/12 03:53 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14564
Loc: Massachusetts
Hi Ana wave My ankle is just about the same but I'm going to a pain clinic( Boston Pain Clinic) to see if there is anything else I can take. I'm in their system but I have to see 3 more doctors before I can settle into their program. Alot of paperwork. I'm not very hopeful but at this point I'll try anything. Thanks for asking Sweetie. Darlene I can't believe Pam is 47. She won't read this so I can tell you. She's very busy going to nursing school. I'm very proud of her.

I have to go to work now. See you when I get home. Enjoy the rest of the day.

Midgie hearts
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#843222 - 10/18/12 03:59 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9398
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Joe thumbsup lol
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#843224 - 10/18/12 04:08 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7458
Loc: Greece
sleep wave
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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