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#844704 - 10/25/12 06:48 PM FriDiner
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30159
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps' !
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till I hit the ground?
- the rest of your life...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
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This stinks. My internet is like "now you see it, now you don't". duh

Good morning everyboomie. wave

I've gotta try and post this before I lose it again.

I hope your Friday is an awesome one. thumbsup

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#844707 - 10/25/12 07:07 PM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
MaG Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 12/28/99
Posts: 66250
Your computer is a magician???? Wow!

Hope the reception stabilizes for you.

Thanks, Joe! wave

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#844714 - 10/25/12 07:43 PM Re: FriDiner [Re: MaG]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30159
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
A veritable Houdini MaG. lol

joe
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#844718 - 10/25/12 07:48 PM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65805
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, glad you made it today! Best of luck at the docs.

MaG hearts

No Zumba today. I am afraid I have used up all my freetime. sad I will be in the corner...send coffee.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#844784 - 10/26/12 02:51 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8113
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,sorry for your
internet problems frown
Good morning MaG,have a nice day smile
Good morning Ana,coffee on the way yes
To all have a lovely day flowers
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#844786 - 10/26/12 02:55 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6098
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,MaG,Ana,Haroula,and all who stop by later waveSorry about your internet Joe eekAna glad hubby is alright,Coffee is ready!Have a great Friday everyone penguin
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

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#844795 - 10/26/12 03:53 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17632
Loc: Marlborough USA
penguin Good Morning Joe, MaG, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe hope your internet stabilizes. MaG nice to see you in the Diner. Ana don't work to hard. Haroula have a fun day. Cailyn hope you are getting plenty of rest. Wishing all a great day. penguin
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Gerry

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#844805 - 10/26/12 05:38 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5684
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave


Edited by venus (10/26/12 05:39 AM)

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#844811 - 10/26/12 06:15 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14746
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Ana, sending a hot pot of coffee for you My Dear. How's your weather? We're getting in the rath of hurricane Sandy. Looks like it'll be with us for a few days. Joe I'm glad you made it to the diner today. Hi MaG kissy. Morning Haroula, Sue, Gerry, Venus, Gail when you come in, and all who follow me in the diner today.

I have an early shift this morning so I guess I need to get going. Have a great Friday all. Please don't forget to exercise. smile

Midgie hearts
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#844815 - 10/26/12 06:40 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14789
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hope your internet does not disappear today.

Ana, wishing you an easy corner day! My motto: Coffee heals just about everything.

Haroula, good day!

Cailyn, I think we're needing a couple of pots of that hot coffee today.

Gerry, have a great one.

Venus, enjoy your work today.

MaG, wishing you a wonderful day.

Midgie, wishing you a easy work morning.

To all who come into the Diner sit, relax, put your feet up and enjoy the coffee. catrub
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Gail

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#844820 - 10/26/12 07:44 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8203
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Windy and rain from Sandy. I need to go to the grocery store between the rain squalls today. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Friday. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and French Toast in the NC. penguin
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Connie

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#844839 - 10/26/12 08:39 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21513
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning Gang! WOOT .. French Toast!! I brought some buttered biscuits and Italian Sweet Cream for the coffee in the NC.

TGIF woot

I'm hoping your Friday lives up to expectations and leads the way to a wonderful weekend!

hearts L4L

Whoosh...

wave
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games

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#844862 - 10/26/12 10:02 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: soot]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9482
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy FriDiner!

Ana, hope Hubby is feeling A-OK today! smile

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Daughter is moving into her new home this weekend. Painting today, moving tomorrow, champagne on Sunday!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#844883 - 10/26/12 11:03 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15743
Loc: Unionville
Good morning to you all. TGIF devilchili
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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#844887 - 10/26/12 11:14 AM Re: FriDiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7419
Loc: San Diego, CA
DRY! Our current humidity is less than 20%. We are having our first real Santa Ana of the year. Oh boy. Skin feels like crackly dried corn husks.Off to find the lotion before my morning walk.
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