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#845963 - 10/31/12 02:43 AM Halloween jokes.
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-1.Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his f---- bone!

-2.Q - Why didn't Dracula ever get married?
A - He just never found the right g----

-3.Q - What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A - "Do you believe in p-----"?

-4.Q - How do ghosts get through locked doors?
A - They use s------- keys!!!

-5.82. Q - What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A - N---- m---

-6.Q - What is a monster's favorite type of necklace?
A - A c-----!

-7.Q - Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
A - Because it d------ their spirits!

8.Q - Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A - They'd only let him be b-----!

-9.Q - What are a skeleton's favorite two musical instruments?
A - The o---- and the t-------!

-10.Q - What city do witches always pick for their annual convention?
A - W------, K-----!

lol








Edited by curly (10/31/12 09:56 AM)
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#845966 - 10/31/12 03:41 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good morning curly, happy Halloween!

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#845967 - 10/31/12 03:48 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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1.Funny happydance lol wave
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#845969 - 10/31/12 04:10 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good ones.

Gimli, do you know that in Canada there is a town called Gimli in the province of Manitoba.

http://www.gimlicommunityweb.com/
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#845974 - 10/31/12 04:48 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. Skeleton (Hope you came through the storm OK Curly, and all Boomers affected by it thumbsup) wave

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#845977 - 10/31/12 05:07 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. ghoul?
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#845978 - 10/31/12 05:16 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good ones. Bernie, the storm was not so bad here compared to the US. We got some strong winds and a bit of rain.
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#845979 - 10/31/12 06:16 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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#845980 - 10/31/12 06:29 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Merci Lex.
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#845983 - 10/31/12 07:10 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly, eek
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#845985 - 10/31/12 07:22 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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#845986 - 10/31/12 07:26 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Bonjour Mesdames. Bonne réponses. urock
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#845987 - 10/31/12 07:49 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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#845995 - 10/31/12 08:24 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: Redz]
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#846004 - 10/31/12 08:48 AM Re: Halloween jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones Ladies.
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