-1.Q - How do you keep a skeleton from laughing?
A - Take away his f---- bone!
-2.Q - Why didn't Dracula ever get married?
A - He just never found the right g----
-3.Q - What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A - "Do you believe in p-----"?
-4.Q - How do ghosts get through locked doors?
A - They use s------- keys!!!
-5.82. Q - What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A - N---- m---
-6.Q - What is a monster's favorite type of necklace?
A - A c-----!
-7.Q - Why don't ghosts like to go out in the rain?
A - Because it d------ their spirits!
8.Q - Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
A - They'd only let him be b-----!
-9.Q - What are a skeleton's favorite two musical instruments?
A - The o---- and the t-------!
-10.Q - What city do witches always pick for their annual convention?
A - W------, K-----!