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#846577 - 11/02/12 08:39 PM Saturday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29933
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"The years teach much which the days never know."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These", she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."

She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."
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A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars.

The husband says: "We've got to give it back".

She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.

One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

She says: "No"..

The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school yesterday ..."

At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here .."
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1. Sag, You're it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9 Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."
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I must be getting older . . .
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

I am not old.
I am chronologically gifted.

Florida . . . God's Waiting Room.

At my age flowers scare me.

I am so old that . . .
whenever I eat out,
they ask me for money up front.

I am so old that . . .
all my friends in heaven
will think I didn't make it.

Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.

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you get to meet new people everyday.

Support BINGO!
Keep Grandma off the streets.

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My wife always gives me sound advice.
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I hope I spelled AARP correct. headscratch

Good morning everyboomie.

Is it the day before tomorrow, or the day after yesterday?? duh

I guess that depends on whether I'm looking forward or backward. rolleyes

I think normally we all tend to look longingly backwards to the last weekend, until about Hump Day, and then start to turn our gaze forward with anticipation toward the next weekend.

I don't know whether to look forward or backwards, so I'm just going to call it.................today. idea

Time is one of my favorite subjects.

I like to talk about it all the ......time. grin

I guess it's time for me to get this rambling posted. happydance

I hope you all have a good time today. thumbsup


joe
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#846586 - 11/02/12 10:09 PM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9392
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Thanks for the laughs Joe. Have a great weekend. thumbsup
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#846606 - 11/03/12 12:13 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64397
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Guess what you get to look forward to today Joe? Turning the clock backwards. YOu get to live the same hour twice tonight (or Sunday morning at 2am). I love getting the hour back, I missed it. lol

Have a happy day Joe, Space and all!

Ana wave
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#846617 - 11/03/12 03:30 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7443
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Space,Ana and all.
I wish you a great weekend happydance wave
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#846621 - 11/03/12 04:24 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5998
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning everyone waveslept a little late this morning wootPutting the coffee on and wishing you all a great day fall
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#846623 - 11/03/12 04:38 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: cailyn]
Drmojo Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1754
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner

Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave


Have a very GGGreat Saturday everyone taz catrub flowers



Karen puppy cat
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#846624 - 11/03/12 04:47 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16825
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and Karen. Joe your time is well spent on GB! SpaceQ, Ana and Haroula enjoy your Saturday. Cailyn It was cold this morning so I didn't want to get out from under the covers. Hot coffee sounds great! Karen how are you doing? Hope everyone has a happy day! fall
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#846631 - 11/03/12 05:45 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Online   happy
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14562
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I have an early shift this morning. I've been up since 4:30. Couldn't sleep this morning. So I decided to get up and have a cuppa tea and see who's in the diner already. Hi guys. wave Thanks Joe for your openers. Morning SQFan, Ana kissy, Haroula, Sue, Karen, Gerry, Gail when you come in, and everyone who comes in after me. Well, I put a hold on the apartment I want, last night. I'm gonna take Rob over this weekend to show him. I guess I just need his take on it. I still love it though. Oh, and there's a workout room in the same building. I think he'll like it. Everything will fit in that apartment just fine. It's almost as large as what I have now. My stomach is beginning to get nervous. I need a calmitall from someone. I'll be glad when I'm all moved in.

Have a great Saturday everyone.

Midgie hearts
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#846640 - 11/03/12 07:12 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14196
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishing you a good time today also.

Space, enjoy the day!

Ana, I wish we could turn the clock back everyday then maybe I could get caught up on my games.

Haroula, happy day!

Cailyn, I slept in this morning. Need coffee desperately! woozy

Karen, you're up late. See you in the morning.

Gerry, I think it was a sleep-in morning.

Midgie, I'm so glad you found something you'll like. Hope Rob likes it too so you can start moving in and getting settled. rah

Spending the day out shopping and to lunch with my cousin. Think i'll start some early Christmas shopping. penguin
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#846644 - 11/03/12 07:42 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: GBC]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9392
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning everyone. wave I hope everyone has a great day. smile
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#846645 - 11/03/12 07:46 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7967
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. A trip to the grocery store is in the cards for today. We're out of milk. Gail, I'm just about done Christmas shopping, as I do it all year. Midge, good luck with your new apartment, and I know you will enjoy the exercise room. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Omelets, and Oatmeal with Cinnamon and Brown Sugar in the NC. fall
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#846657 - 11/03/12 10:22 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21093
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning gang .. it's Saturday and time to do chores and projects .. looks like we'll hit the mid 80s here today so that will be nice as I can smell winter on the way .. wishing everyone a productive day ..

Our thoughts and prayers to all affected by Sandy!

hearts L4L

wave
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#846667 - 11/03/12 10:45 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42032
Loc: Alabama
Well, toot, I lost my post, so will just "Hi" and go see if I posted in the wrong spot. I'd say more coffee is in order. wave
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#846699 - 11/03/12 12:33 PM Re: Saturday's [Re: soot]
SharonB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning Joe and all Gameboomers!

Soot -- Thanks for the wish for a productive day. I hope I have one as well. 80F sounds wonderful. I should be happy with my current 48F but I really like it when it's warm...

Hope the coffee is working, Looney.

Well... Back to producing. wink

Sharon zombie

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#846704 - 11/03/12 12:44 PM Re: Saturday's [Re: looney4labs]
Darlene Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9286
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you have a great time today!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's Serendipitouslysittingheresippin'onacupofHubby'sbrewreadingthepostsandwishingallasensational Saturday's!

I love setting my clock back and gaining an hour! Woohoo! woot

Volunteering at the church this weekend...

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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