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#846577 - 11/02/12 08:39 PM Saturday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32198
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
"The years teach much which the days never know."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These", she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."

She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars.

The husband says: "We've got to give it back".

She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.

One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

She says: "No"..

The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school yesterday ..."

At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here .."

1. Sag, You're it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9 Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."

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I must be getting older . . .
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

I am not old.
I am chronologically gifted.

Florida . . . God's Waiting Room.

At my age flowers scare me.

I am so old that . . .
whenever I eat out,
they ask me for money up front.

I am so old that . . .
all my friends in heaven
will think I didn't make it.

Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.

One good thing about Alzheimers,
you get to meet new people everyday.

Support BINGO!
Keep Grandma off the streets.

Any day above ground is a good one.

Retirement - Twice as much husband, half as much money.

My wife always gives me sound advice.
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I hope I spelled AARP correct. headscratch

Good morning everyboomie.

Is it the day before tomorrow, or the day after yesterday?? duh

I guess that depends on whether I'm looking forward or backward. rolleyes

I think normally we all tend to look longingly backwards to the last weekend, until about Hump Day, and then start to turn our gaze forward with anticipation toward the next weekend.

I don't know whether to look forward or backwards, so I'm just going to call idea

Time is one of my favorite subjects.

I like to talk about it all the ......time. grin

I guess it's time for me to get this rambling posted. happydance

I hope you all have a good time today. thumbsup

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#846586 - 11/02/12 10:09 PM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15322
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Thanks for the laughs Joe. Have a great weekend. thumbsup
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#846606 - 11/03/12 12:13 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75386
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Guess what you get to look forward to today Joe? Turning the clock backwards. YOu get to live the same hour twice tonight (or Sunday morning at 2am). I love getting the hour back, I missed it. lol

Have a happy day Joe, Space and all!

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#846617 - 11/03/12 03:30 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Space,Ana and all.
I wish you a great weekend happydance wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#846621 - 11/03/12 04:24 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning everyone waveslept a little late this morning wootPutting the coffee on and wishing you all a great day fall
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#846623 - 11/03/12 04:38 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: cailyn]
Drmojo Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 2226
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner

Morning Boom Boom Buddies wave

Have a very GGGreat Saturday everyone taz catrub flowers

Karen puppy cat
"Horses are smart"

"You never heard of a Horse going broke"
betting on Humans~ Will Rogers~

#846624 - 11/03/12 04:47 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22803
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, SpaceQ, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and Karen. Joe your time is well spent on GB! SpaceQ, Ana and Haroula enjoy your Saturday. Cailyn It was cold this morning so I didn't want to get out from under the covers. Hot coffee sounds great! Karen how are you doing? Hope everyone has a happy day! fall

#846631 - 11/03/12 05:45 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15613
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I have an early shift this morning. I've been up since 4:30. Couldn't sleep this morning. So I decided to get up and have a cuppa tea and see who's in the diner already. Hi guys. wave Thanks Joe for your openers. Morning SQFan, Ana kissy, Haroula, Sue, Karen, Gerry, Gail when you come in, and everyone who comes in after me. Well, I put a hold on the apartment I want, last night. I'm gonna take Rob over this weekend to show him. I guess I just need his take on it. I still love it though. Oh, and there's a workout room in the same building. I think he'll like it. Everything will fit in that apartment just fine. It's almost as large as what I have now. My stomach is beginning to get nervous. I need a calmitall from someone. I'll be glad when I'm all moved in.

Have a great Saturday everyone.

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#846640 - 11/03/12 07:12 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishing you a good time today also.

Space, enjoy the day!

Ana, I wish we could turn the clock back everyday then maybe I could get caught up on my games.

Haroula, happy day!

Cailyn, I slept in this morning. Need coffee desperately! woozy

Karen, you're up late. See you in the morning.

Gerry, I think it was a sleep-in morning.

Midgie, I'm so glad you found something you'll like. Hope Rob likes it too so you can start moving in and getting settled. rah

Spending the day out shopping and to lunch with my cousin. Think i'll start some early Christmas shopping. penguin

#846644 - 11/03/12 07:42 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: GBC]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15322
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good morning everyone. wave I hope everyone has a great day. smile
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#846645 - 11/03/12 07:46 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10261
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. A trip to the grocery store is in the cards for today. We're out of milk. Gail, I'm just about done Christmas shopping, as I do it all year. Midge, good luck with your new apartment, and I know you will enjoy the exercise room. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Omelets, and Oatmeal with Cinnamon and Brown Sugar in the NC. fall

#846657 - 11/03/12 10:22 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27754
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning gang .. it's Saturday and time to do chores and projects .. looks like we'll hit the mid 80s here today so that will be nice as I can smell winter on the way .. wishing everyone a productive day ..

Our thoughts and prayers to all affected by Sandy!

hearts L4L

To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

#846667 - 11/03/12 10:45 AM Re: Saturday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47583
Loc: Alabama
Well, toot, I lost my post, so will just "Hi" and go see if I posted in the wrong spot. I'd say more coffee is in order. wave
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#846699 - 11/03/12 12:33 PM Re: Saturday's [Re: soot]
SharonB Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 1190
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning Joe and all Gameboomers!

Soot -- Thanks for the wish for a productive day. I hope I have one as well. 80F sounds wonderful. I should be happy with my current 48F but I really like it when it's warm...

Hope the coffee is working, Looney.

Well... Back to producing. wink

Sharon zombie

#846704 - 11/03/12 12:44 PM Re: Saturday's [Re: looney4labs]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope you have a great time today!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's Serendipitouslysittingheresippin'onacupofHubby'sbrewreadingthepostsandwishingallasensational Saturday's!

I love setting my clock back and gaining an hour! Woohoo! woot

Volunteering at the church this weekend...

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

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