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#848548 - 11/10/12 08:43 PM Sunday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30072
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution." -- Robert Zend
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Diary Of A Blonde Newlywed

Dear Diary,

Monday:
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home, it's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "Beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow enough bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine.

Tuesday:
We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, serve without dressing." So I didn't dress. But, Bob happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. Did they ever look startled when I served the salad.

Wednesday:
I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "Wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the week. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "Prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the garden by my mom's. So I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there one hour so the dog would not take it. Bob came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why?

Friday:
Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right over to my mom's house. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday:
Bob went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found a doll dress and some little shoes. I thought the hen looked real cute. When Bob saw it, I wondered why he counted to 10.

Sunday:
Today Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all we had in the icebox, was hamburger. So I put it in the oven and set the controls for roast. Must be the oven, because it still came out hamburger.

Good night, Dear Diary.

This has been an exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come, so I can try a new recipe on Bob.
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This is a letter from an Oklahoma mother to her son.

Dear Son:

I’m writing this slow, because I know you don’t read too fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved thirty miles away. I won’t be able to send you the address because that last family that lived here took the numbers with them so they would not have to change their address.

This new home has a washing machine. The first day I put four of your dad’s shirts in it and pulled the chain, and they started going around ok, but then they disappeared. I think I must find a new stopper for it. It only rained twice this week. The first time for four days, and the second time for three days.

The coat you wanted me to send you was too heavy, because of the heavy buttons on it, so I cut the buttons off and put them in the pocket.

We got a bill from funeral home. It said if we didn’t make the last payment on Grandma’s funeral, up she comes.

About your father, he has a lovely new job. He has over 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery.

About your sister. She had a baby this morning. I’m not sure yet if she had a boy or a girl, so I’m not sure if you are a aunt or an uncle.

Your uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him. He burned for three days.

Also your aunt Vita May is sick and near death’s door. We’re all praying the Doctors can pull her through.

Four of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up. The driver got out. He rolled the window down and swam to safety. The passenger inside could not get his window down so he drowned, and the two in the back drowned when they could not get the tailgate to open.

They tried cremation on them, but could not get them to burn. The funeral was closed casket of course.

Not much more news at this time. Nothing much happening around here. Write more often.

Love Mom

P.S. I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.
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Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

Mesa Verde National Park...
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?

What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park...
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

It’s good to see you all this morning.

Well it would be good to see you all if I weren’t working. rolleyes

Did I say I loved my job.............ever?

I lied. duh

I do like it though.

Yeah that’s a lie too.

I………..tolerate it………………….with wild enthusiasm. grin

No that’s a lie too.

I tolerate it with mild enthusiasm……………….honestly, that’s no lie. yes

Just talking about it makes me incredibly excited.

That’s a lie too, but it does give me happy thoughts. happydance

Nope sorry that’s a lie too.

It makes me nauseous. sick

I’d better go throw up and get to bed. I have an early day.

Have a happy day everyone. thumbsup

joe

PS sorry about all the lies.


Edited by gymcandy1 (11/10/12 08:52 PM)
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#848551 - 11/10/12 08:44 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9594
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday Joe. thumbsup
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#848571 - 11/10/12 09:55 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65310
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol Thanks for the chuckles Joe! I hope it's a happy day for you even though it's a work day.

SpaceQ, how are you doing?

I'm not sure what today will bring. Hubby and I are doing a Costco/Sam's Club run and then if I don't feel any better, I'll be slugging and playing Nancy Drew. I appear to have been struck with a cold and aches out of the blue. sick

Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave
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#848573 - 11/10/12 10:28 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15398
Loc: Unionville
Hi everyone. Hope you all have a super Sunday wave
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#848574 - 11/10/12 10:30 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9413
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your work day is as best as it can be!

Hey, SQFan! Happy Sunday tooooooo yoooouuuuu!!

Hi, Ana! So sorry you're feeling under the weather! sad Hope Sunday is a much better day for you!

Hey, manxman! Have a great day!

Howdy, L4L! Actually, I use an iron-on hemming tape that worked beautifully! Six beautiful white, full-length panels. Daughter is thrilled!

Hey, Midgie! Yes, I enjoy my daughter thoroughly! She has grown into such an amazing young woman! I'm am truly blessed with both my son and daughter! hearts

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's SoSaturdaywasmuchbusierthanexpectedbutjoyfullysoaswewerehelpingdaughterathernewhomebutI'mplanningamuchmorechillaxin' Sunday's!

Still Saturday evening for me....

Yes, the few hours planned at daughter's turned out to be all day, but we had such a good time helping and getting things situated. Daughter, Hubby, and I just loved it!

So, for Sunday, I'm planning on sleeping in and chillaxin' all day!

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
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#848589 - 11/11/12 02:41 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7865
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Space,Ana,Manxman,Darlene
and all who follow later smile
Ana I hope you feel better soon hearts
Well at last we have some cold weather,
(not so cold)just to put a sweater on fall
Its a relaxing Sunday.
Have all a happy day flowers
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#848596 - 11/11/12 05:03 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5540
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Well, it's back to work whooshing once again. Maybe eventually, I'll have an actual weekend. lol

Have a great Sunday, everyone. wave fall

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#848598 - 11/11/12 06:01 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14690
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Work this morning, then back to packing, then back to work later on today.Getting there. Ana sorry you're sick. Hope you feel better when you get up this morning. Hi SQFan, manxman, Darlene, Haroula, venus, Gail when you come in, and everyone today. Have a great Sunday all.

Midgie hearts
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#848600 - 11/11/12 06:11 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14611
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishing you a good day!

Ana, colds are a bummer! a speedy anti-cold is wished for you. Enjoy your game.

Norning Space, Manxman, Haroula, Darlene and Venus. Have a great day!

Midgie, I'll bet you'll be glad when your move is done. Hope it runs smoothly for you.

Church this morning then a nice quiet day ahead.
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#848604 - 11/11/12 06:31 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14690
Loc: Massachusetts
You got that right Gail. Almost there. Have a good day.

Midgie hearts
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#848611 - 11/11/12 07:04 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8132
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Ana, I hope you feel better quickly. Midge, may the rest of the packing go quickly and easily. Good riddance to the Witch. L4L, I hope your voice comes back quickly. Breakfast out after our walk today. Hubby is doing well, and says Hi to everyone. wave To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, French Toast, Waffles, and Scrambled Eggs with Home Fries and Toast in the NC. fall
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#848644 - 11/11/12 10:58 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42421
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

The crud persists, but so will I. Right now coffee is king...it feels so wonderful going down. Windows are open and it's a beautiful day out. wave
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#848648 - 11/11/12 11:38 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Yankee Clipper Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 2104
Loc: Lexington, Texas
Hey Sorta, now we know 2 new pet food products. It really is Blue Dog Bakery and I have the box right in front of the monitor and there's a big blue dog in a bakers hat and holding a pan of dog biscuits. I'm going to your site too. I used to have opossums running around my house at night and I truly enjoyed them. Especially the babies. Take care of the kits and yourself now, girl.

Something's wrong -I woke up early, 6:33, and wide awake and I didn't hurt anywhere, like I am 16 again. Wow. The pollen is subsiding could that have something to do with it? All you boomers with colds get out the chicken broth and garlic and get well Now.

Lovely weather persists but cold at our doorstep they say.

Happy Sunday all and good gaming
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#848655 - 11/11/12 12:42 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
LeBelleRachael Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 04/22/12
Posts: 136
Loc: Barrackstadt, Arcadia
Guten Tag!

Well its cold and snowy and I am all bundled up (hope Idpnt catch the bug taz that everyone else on here has!), drinking strong coffee, eating peroigis and playing Dear Esther..yawn! thumbsup
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"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."

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#848660 - 11/11/12 01:05 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Drmojo Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 12/04/04
Posts: 1801
Loc: Washington In the Wet corner
Morning Boom Boom Buddies

Maddy is showing Mojo today
so I'm off to the Horse show to watch bravo woot

have a nice day everyone wave


Doc puppy Karen fall
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