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#848743 - 11/11/12 07:58 PM Mundane
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32196
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
"Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel."
Jerry Coleman


The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"

These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained, "so I'm looking for the seal!"

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was just being the Ring Bear!"

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"

"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"

Good morning everyboomie.  wave

Break's over, back to work untill next Wednesday. I can hardly contain my excitement. My feet are tingling all under.  rolleyes

What are you all excited about today? happydance

Maybe I can help you contain your excitement. I have some experience. 

All my life I've had to contain my excitement.................or, was it to hold my water?..... think

I don't think they're the same. I'm just not so good at holding my water. 

As a matter of fact I think I'll most likely lose my water any number of times before Friday.  oops

I don't even like holding my water. It's very heavy.

It's like when someone says to you, "get a hold of yourself man!" blush


Every time I do that, people look at me like I belong in a psyche ward. crazy

They're like, "We're going to leave you alone now."  slapforehead

Have a happy day everyone.


Edited by gymcandy1 (11/11/12 07:59 PM)
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#848749 - 11/11/12 08:25 PM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75377
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol Thanks for the chuckles Joe! I hope you have a fantastic Monday and that somebody makes you laugh and smile. kissy

Happy Monday everyone! Dancing tonight and I have a feeling I'll be back in the corner at some point.

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#848750 - 11/11/12 08:26 PM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe and all boomers,just got home from a wedding! Time for bed for me tired
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#848751 - 11/11/12 08:29 PM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75377
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
woot Sue! Glad you it was a happy occasion. Sweet dreams.
Don't feed the Trolls

#848762 - 11/11/12 10:11 PM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
aserID Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 09/20/12
Posts: 150
Loc: United States
Enjoy your dancing night, Ana! penguin

And whenever you have to retreat
to your corner, don't stay away
so long. Your gang misses you!!

Take care, rah


#848763 - 11/11/12 10:19 PM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75377
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Thanks Aser! I'm always here just in case. Have a happy day!

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#848789 - 11/12/12 01:56 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a nice and
happy day flowers
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#848793 - 11/12/12 04:18 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22796
Loc: Marlborough USA
fall Good Morning Joe, Ana, Cailyn, Aser, Haroula and all who come in later. Hope everyone has a sunny Monday!

#848801 - 11/12/12 06:07 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Online   content
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7742
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

Have a great day, everyone. fall
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#848805 - 11/12/12 06:19 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15613
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning all. I've just got a minute to check in and say hi. Got to get ready for work. Have a nice day everyone.

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#848806 - 11/12/12 06:33 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, thanks for the funnies.

Ana, Enjoy the day!

Aser, nice to see you!

Cailyn,if you sleep in this morning the coffee will await you!

Haroula, happy day!

Gerry, sunny Monday to you also.

Venus, have a nice workday.

Midgie, see you after work.

Nan, how's your weather been?

Happy Monday to All! Foggy out there this morning. Can't see a thing. Mild weather today will rake up any leaves left that were under the snow that has disappeared now. Dog walking this morning.

#848813 - 11/12/12 07:26 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10258
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Yard work today. I have Petunias, Pansies, and Snap Dragons, to replace summer plants. To all here and all who follow, have a Great start to the new week. Danish, Muffins, Cereal with fruit, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. penguin

#848853 - 11/12/12 09:50 AM Re: Mundane [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Monday is far from Mundane! kissy

birthday Darleen! Woohoo and booyah!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#848859 - 11/12/12 09:58 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 9029
Loc: the dusty desert
thanks for the laughs joe , and hope your day flies !
muffins sound good ,connie !

have a wonderful day everyone ! i'm off to the abbey to get a bit of gaming in before errands - see you later !

#848864 - 11/12/12 10:09 AM Re: Mundane [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the chuckles!! lol Only one afer today then you will have some much deserved time off. yay Hope work flies and goes well.

Ana have fun at class tonight!! Hope the corner project moves right along for ya when you get it.

Aser have a lovely day!

Cailyn weddings are always fun!! Have a lovely day!

Haroula hope it's not too cool there. Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a lovely day!

venus may work be fun. Have a lovely day!

Midge are you almost through packing?? Have fun at work!

Gail it is a tad cold out there this morning and we woke to a dusting of white stuff. Wouldn't be too bad if the wind went away. lol Have fun raking and enjoy the walk!

Connie have fun with the yard work. Nice pick of plants!! thumbsup Thanks for the danish!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly!!

Off to take a friend to a doc appointment in Duluth and then lunch at Red Lobster!! happydance


Edit: niteowl have fun at the Abby!! lol Oh and hope the errands are fun too.

Edited by auntiegram (11/12/12 10:10 AM)

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