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#850121 - 11/17/12 09:07 PM Sunday Funday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29991
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather."
Benjamin Franklin
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”
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Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the path, they hear a loud crashing noise and look up to see a very large bear charging down a hillside. Realizing simultaneously, that they are the bear's intended targets, not to mention lunch, one of the hunters immediately takes off his back pack, drops to the ground and begins to change from his hunting boots to tennis shoes. The other hunter bewildered asks "You don't really think you can out run that bear do you?" The first hunter replies, "No, but I can outrun you."
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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There was 3 guys stranded in the mountains and they weren't going to be rescued for 3 days. So they all made a plan that each night one would get the food. So the first night the 1st guy goes out and comes back with a big deer. So the guy who was hunting tomorrow ask for advice on how to catch another one, and the guy said see tracks, follow tracks, BAM!! shot the deer... So the next night the 2nd guy went out and came back with an even bigger deer than the 1st guys, and the 3rd guy was amazed so he asked how he could catch one like that for the next night. And the guy told him see tracks, follow tracks, BAM!! shot the deer... The next night the 3rd guy went out to get a deer and comes back hours later all beat up and bloody, so the the other 2 guys ask what happen. And the guy said i seen tracks, followed tracks, BAM!! got hit by train.
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A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
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Good morning everyone, and everytwo. wave

Happy sunny Sunday funday morning.

I sure keep spell check busy. snicker

Now, what wuz I gunna talk about?

I'm not really leaning towards a very long dialogue here.

It's more like I'm leaning towards the bedroom.

I mean I'm really leaning towards the bedroom.

I'm almost horizontal, I'm leaning so much.

I guess my sleeping pills are working. sleep

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's that buzzing noise? eek

I thought I would get the diner started, and then go do some gaming, but I started the post about a half hour ago, and I have a bald spot on my head now from scratching my noggin so much.

I may not have a hair left by the time I finish this thing.

On the bright side I don't have to cut my hair anymore. lol

I guess I don't have to worry then, because it'll be all-bright. bravo

Nobody can ever call me Harry either.

They don't call me Harry now though.

Why would they, I'm not Harry? duh

I'm Confused......and tired.

Have a harry happy day everyboomie. crazy

joe
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#850126 - 11/17/12 09:35 PM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64736
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Hi Joe, I hope you are leaning towards a wonderful day! Do they play Christmas songs all day at Lowes?

I'm going to try and get to an early class today but we'll see. The rest of day depends on when I get my project.

I hope you all have a great day!

Ana wave
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#850128 - 11/17/12 10:06 PM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 14916
Loc: Unionville
Hi Joe and Ana and all boomers to follow. wave
Hope everyone has a Super Sunday smile
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#850135 - 11/17/12 10:21 PM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5358
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Have a terrific Sunday Joe, Ana, manxman and all who come in after me. wave

I figured I'd say a quick hello and goodbye now, as I may not have time in the morning. I have to be at work at 5 am, which means I have to get up around 3:30. eek This coming week is going to be stressful, but at least I'll have plenty of hours.

I should have gone to sleep sooner, but as I wasn't feeling well these past couple of days, my sleep cycle has its own ideas. lol

Anyway, off to bed now. Have a terrific Sunday, everyone. fall

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#850138 - 11/17/12 10:24 PM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: venus]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9475
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday Boomers. smile
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#850147 - 11/18/12 12:28 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64736
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
manxman, have a great day!

Venus, I hope work goes well.

SpaceQ, hearts

Ana wave
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#850149 - 11/18/12 12:51 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Online   content
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13593
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Happy Sunday all!! I am taking a day of rest today since I was on the go all day yesterday! lol

Joe hope work goes well. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana have fun at class and enjoy a run with the dogs!

wave Manxman have a lovely day!

Space enjoy lyour Sunday and hope the weather is nice!

venus have fun at work. That's kinda early to have to be getting up. eek

Have a wondedrful day kall!

wave
Nan

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#850156 - 11/18/12 01:47 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7617
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana,Manxman,Venus,Space,Nan
and all who come in later.
Still raining here,which is good, we need water yes
So we stay inside and Im going to make
mousaka for lunch happydance
Have all a wonderful Sunday fall


Edited by Haroula (11/18/12 01:47 AM)
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#850159 - 11/18/12 04:34 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6031
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,manxman,Space,Venus,Nan waveI'll put the coffee on,Nan enjoy your day of rest waveHere's wishing you all a peaceful day puppy
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#850161 - 11/18/12 04:57 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17025
Loc: Marlborough USA
woot Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman, venus, SpaceQ, Haroula, Nan, and Cailn. Sure is a full Diner this morning. Hope everyone has a Super Day! woot
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#850167 - 11/18/12 05:47 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14605
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Today is moving day so this will be the last time I'll be able to get to the diner for a few days. Have a great Sunday everyone. I have to work this morning but only for a few hours. Yesterday wasn't a good day for me. My car died leaving the parking lot at Stop N Shop. Called my mechanic, then AAA. He came and towed my car to my mechanic's shop. Rob came and picked me up there and let me take his truck. It's a little confusing what happens this morning though. I'll call Rob this morning to ask about what time his friends are coming to move me. Ugh! The timing couldn't be any worse. I had things in my car to take to my new apartment. Enough about that. See you guys in a few days.

Midgie hearts
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#850168 - 11/18/12 05:52 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: Kaki's Sister]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good SunFunday everybody wave

Again nice weather here in Switzerland but a bit too cold for my taste. It's 11.30 a.m. and I'am showered, fed and I answered the pending emails, so the rest of Sunay is relaxing.

Looney: wishing you and Soot to get well soon, so you can travel and enjoy Thanksgiving. You can do it!

Trippy: my friends Doberman has a black tan and says hi to your dogs too. She's a sweetie and I guess (fear) she's a companion dog all right. She should protect my friend because she's living alone in a house very secluded, in near France, but the doggie isn't trained as a watchdog. She's often ill too. 2 weeks ago she had a stomach torsion and almost died. She's only 3 years old. My friend had other Dobermans before Eilika and they got very old.

Joe: I hear you lol You poor boy are having a full time job in the JoekBucks diner. But the food and drink is marvelous!

When Ana asked Joe if there are Christmas songs played at Lowes the whole day, I just thought: I would go crazy having to listen to Christmas songs the whole day, and the whole month, and more, until Christmas. That would be a new thread: Do you like music (isn't this kind of music called muzzak?) in the stores.

Midge: awwww those little pinpricks in life. I'am sorry about the car. I hope your moving day will go by smoothly. See you again when Internet is up. HUGS!

I'am wishing a wonderfull and peaceful Sunday to all my friends here! kissy

Evelyne
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#850169 - 11/18/12 05:57 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14338
Loc: Massachusetts
Joe, have a great when you awake.

Ana, Manxman, Venus, Space, Nan, I just realized that you all haven't gotten up yet. Good day when you do.

Haroula, happy day to you.

Cailyn, Coffee pleeese!

Gerry, enjoy whatever you have planned today.

Church this morning then a nice easy, quiet, relaxing day is in store. fall

Midgie, nothing ever runs smoothly I guess. Hope your move does though. Too bad about the car hope everything else goes well for you today!

Evelyne, wishing you a super Sunday!



Edited by GBC (11/18/12 06:01 AM)
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#850180 - 11/18/12 06:47 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8031
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Breakfast out this morning. A Walmart trip with SIL is in the cards later today. Midge, I hope it's nothing serious with the car. L4L and Soot, prayers you are both feeling better so you can make your trip. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, Home Fries, English Muffins, and Pumpkin Pancakes in the NC. penguin
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#850219 - 11/18/12 11:52 AM Re: Sunday Funday [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42197
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Woke up to son and kids in the den watching movies.

I am feeling more like myself, but Soot is spiraling down a bit.

Off to look for some quiet. puppy
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