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#850314 - 11/18/12 10:32 PM The Doctor
Barry Offline
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A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get
off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant.

"Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: "So, Ole,
How was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?"
asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens
and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including
her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
‘HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!’"

"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,
What did you do?" asks the doctor.

I put drops in her eyes!!"
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#850316 - 11/18/12 10:56 PM Re: The Doctor [Re: Barry]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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lol Thanks Barry!

Ana wave
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#850326 - 11/19/12 12:42 AM Re: The Doctor [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Homer6 Offline
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Loc: Oklahoma, USA
slapforehead rotfl
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#850332 - 11/19/12 02:06 AM Re: The Doctor [Re: Barry]
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Loc: Greece
rotfl lol wave
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#850351 - 11/19/12 05:37 AM Re: The Doctor [Re: Haroula]
Mad Offline
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Loc: United Kingdom
lol lol lol Thanks, Barry !!
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#850419 - 11/19/12 11:34 AM Re: The Doctor [Re: Mad]
Gimli Offline
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Loc: Switzerland
Great Doctor this Ole! He must be a monk.... lol
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