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#851078 - 11/22/12 02:51 AM Thanksgiving jokes.
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-1.What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: P------- R---

-2.Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their b--- b------ are on their hats!

-3.What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his g----!

-4.What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm s------!

-5.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: P------ --.

-6.Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the d--------s

-7.What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A:He got the s------- knocked out of him!

-8.Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A:To try to h------!

9.What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A:They use "f------ d------"!

-10.Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
A:Because he was a g------.

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Edited by curly (11/22/12 04:26 PM)
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#851080 - 11/22/12 03:30 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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#851081 - 11/22/12 03:36 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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#851085 - 11/22/12 04:12 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Good morning.
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#851089 - 11/22/12 05:15 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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turkey 3. gravy! Morning curly! turkey
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#851093 - 11/22/12 06:09 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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#851095 - 11/22/12 06:13 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning curly, turkey
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#851100 - 11/22/12 06:49 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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#851101 - 11/22/12 07:04 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good answers.
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#851107 - 11/22/12 08:03 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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#851110 - 11/22/12 08:27 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one mxm.
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#851112 - 11/22/12 08:46 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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#851148 - 11/22/12 10:57 AM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: fildil]
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#851170 - 11/22/12 12:04 PM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good answers.
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#851206 - 11/22/12 01:38 PM Re: Thanksgiving jokes. [Re: curly]
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