-1.What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: P------- R---
-2.Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their b--- b------ are on their hats!
-3.What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his g----!
-4.What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm s------!
-5.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: P------ --.
-6.Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the d--------s
-7.What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A:He got the s------- knocked out of him!
-8.Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A:To try to h------!
9.What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A:They use "f------ d------"!
-10.Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
A:Because he was a g------.