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#851736 - 11/24/12 11:44 PM Sumday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
There has never been but one question in all civilization-how to keep a few men from saying to many men: You work and earn bread and we will eat it.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied..

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

Paddy was in New York .

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians...' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut .. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'

David staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, David sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood..

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, David woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.

She said, 'You were drunk again last night weren't you?'

David said, 'Why you say such a mean thing?'

'Well,' Kathleen said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

Good morning everyboomie. wave

Happy St Patrick's Day!! broccoli

I'm in a mood.

I'd do an Irish jig if I knew what a jig is.

It must be the Spring like weather were having. We'll be in the 70s today.

I'll still be in the 60s. duh

Perhaps that's why I have chronic rigor mortise.

I'm trying to drink more water and take potassium. thumbsup

I think I'll ask for Depends for Christmas.......and new swim trunks.

Have a happy day everyone.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#851738 - 11/24/12 11:54 PM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75347
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, 70's sound great but I am not going to complain because I know Nan has it worse. lol
I know it's not St. Patrick's day because my daughter would never let me forget it's her birthday. grin

Enjoy your day and hope you have another lucky day of head hunting.

Have a great day everyone. I'll be in the corner, running the dogs and doing a Costco trip.

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#851742 - 11/25/12 02:00 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all who come later wave
Cloudy morning but still no cold smile
Maybe a walk on the beach later
Have all a nice and relax Sunday fall

Edited by Haroula (11/25/12 09:48 AM)
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#851747 - 11/25/12 03:46 AM Re: Sumday [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula waveI'd love to have 70's here Joe!I'll put the coffee on and keep it hotHave a great day everyone puppy
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#851750 - 11/25/12 04:08 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7720
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave fall
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#851754 - 11/25/12 05:30 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22783
Loc: Marlborough USA
penguin Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, venus and Cailyn. Joe hope you find some arrow heads! Ana have fun with the dogs. Haroula a walk on the beach sounds lovely. Venus hope your day slow down! Cailyn stay warm and thanks for the hot coffee! Happy Day all! penguin

#851755 - 11/25/12 05:53 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15611
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Chilly outside. Br-r-r-r.I'll be out in it soon. I have to be at work for 8:00. Morning Ana. Sounds like you've got your day planned. Hi Haroula, Sue, venus, Gerry, Gail when you come in, and all who come in after me. Have a great day everyone.

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#851756 - 11/25/12 06:04 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wow! what great weather. It's cold here.

Ana, enjoy your day!

Horoula, lucky you. I';d love to walk on the beach.

Cailyn, coffee please and thank you. Have a nice day!

Venus, wishing you a good work day.

Gerry, have a wonderful day!

Midgie, hope your getting settled in. Have a nice day at work.

Prayers please for Karen. She's been in the hospital since Thursday morning. They're working to get all the fluids out of her body.

Church this morning then a nice quiet Sunday.

#851758 - 11/25/12 07:23 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10252
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Prayers on the way for Karen, Hugs too. angel Gail, thanks for letting us know about Karen. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Walking, breakfast out, and a BJ's trip today. Danish, Omelets, Pancakes, and Donuts in the NC. Crunchy Donut Holes for L4L. penguin

#851761 - 11/25/12 08:22 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15321
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Good morning Boomers. Have a great Sunday. smile
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#851779 - 11/25/12 09:51 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe enjoy your day off and have fun head hunting if you go!! Thanks for the laughs!!

Ana, you can do all that in the corner????? lol Have a lovely run with the dogs and fun shopping!! Hope the project is going well.

We got another inch or so last night so now we have about 5 all together. At least it is warmer out there this morning, at 26, but the sky is quite dark and looking like more snow. duh

Haroula have a fun walk on the beach and a lovely day!

venus happy working!! grin

Cailyn and Gerry have a lovely day!

Midge have fun at work and I hope it warms up for ya!!

Gail thanks for the update on Karen. Keeping her in my thoughts and prayers! HUGS to her too. Enjoy your relaxing afternoon!

Connie have a lovely walk, enjoy breakfast out, and have fun shopping. Thanks for ther danish!

Space have a nice day!!


#851790 - 11/25/12 10:14 AM Re: Sumday [Re: auntiegram]
manxman Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 21377
Loc: Unionville
Good morning everyone. Hope you all have a great Sunday smile
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#851799 - 11/25/12 10:39 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning y'all.

Prayers going out to Karen.

It is sunny and temps going up to the 50's That means grill out time. Pork chops from Sam's. Yum. Got Cory out for his walk and will take him again this afternoon. Just having a lazy day today. Gaming, reading and if I get ambitious, washing some crystal which badly needs it. Treadmill also.

I hope everyone has a wonderful day today.

Nan, you can keep your snow.

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

#851804 - 11/25/12 11:07 AM Re: Sumday [Re: auntiegram]
Marian Offline
Global Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 07/04/00
Posts: 33672
Loc: near Yosemite in California
Originally Posted By: auntiegram

Ana, you can do all that in the corner????? lol


Too funny! If there was a way to do all that in the corner, I'm sure Ana would have figured it out by now! lol

Have a great day, everyone! flowers wave

#851817 - 11/25/12 11:30 AM Re: Sumday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75347
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
rotfl Thanks Nan, I guess I should have reworded that. Maybe that's why it takes me so long to finish my projects.
Snowball fight at your house! I'm there.

Haroula, the beach sounds fabulous. hearts

Sue, have a great day!

Venus, hope work goes well.

Gerry, have a great day.

Midgie, most of my days are planned. Are your clients doing well?

Gail, I am so sorry to hear about Doc again. She is always in my prayers and I will add an extra one. Enjoy your quiet day.

Connie, have fun shopping.

SpaceQ, whatcha up to today?

Manxman, have a great day.

Bets, hubby picked up pork chops from Sams yesterday too. I will bake them tomorrow.

Marian, always a pleasure seeing you drop in. hearts Hope your day is awesome.

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

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