Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf.
They are on the tee of a par 3. Jesus hits his ball about three feet from the hole. Moses hits his ball about 4 feet from the hole. The old man hits and his ball and it goes in the woods, then a squirrel runs out with the ball in its mouth and then an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel and as he flies over the green, the ball drops and falls in the hole. Jesus said "nice shot Dad"
Edited by curly (11/26/12 04:22 PM)
Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Rae: Who asked you?
Mae: Mom and Dad. Lots of times.