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#854568 - 12/07/12 07:19 PM Saturdiner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29977
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields
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Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My
Spouse.

The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.

Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different
meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

If it is not Valentine's Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.

If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys (which gets them in More trouble).

Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.

Women can get out of speeding tickets by
pouting. This will get men arrested.

Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.
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Girls are evil
Girls = time * money

time = money, therefore:

Girls = money * money (*)

But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus:

money = sqrt(evil)

Taking into account (*), we have:

Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil)

And finally:

Girls = |evil|

Thus, Girls are the absolute evil!

Clear as mud?
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Cynic's Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
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Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your
divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your
questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't
communicate with me!"
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A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.

"And what day will that be?" the clerk asked.

Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".

Yesterday.................think.................. Oh that's funny.
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Good morning everyboomie.

Welcome to the weekend. wave12

Thank can only mean one thing. This is the end.

Well I admit it could mean more than one thing.

It could mean that the weekend is the end of my time off. I only say that because I have to work tomorrow, and I think that means the end of my time off. headscratch

I hate when that happens. mad12

I think I'll take the rest of the year off.

If the world is ending on December 22 or 23rd, then I don't want to have any unused vacation or sick time left on the books. grin12

As they say, you can't take it with you, and I don't get compensated for unused sick time, which I have about 80 hours worth. woot

Speaking of work, and I don't know why I do, but I have to get up at 3:30 for work, so I may as well get my behind to bed. sleep12

Speaking of bed, good night everybody. wink12

Have a happy day. thumbsup12

jose


Edited by gymcandy1 (12/07/12 07:21 PM)
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#854570 - 12/07/12 07:36 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64659
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, I can't imagine trying to get myself in bed now and I can't imagine getting up at 3. :eek:
I hope the day is a great one nonetheless.

Have a happy day everyone! And yes....Life is good!

Ana hearts
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#854592 - 12/07/12 10:44 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 14845
Loc: Unionville
Hi Joe and Ana. Happy Saturday to both of you and all the boomers who follow santadance
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#854599 - 12/08/12 12:05 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64659
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Well for the second time in as many weeks, Peter witnessed a car flip over in front of him and got the person out. He is on his way to the city with his friends and someone just hit three cars in front of him and one of them flipped and landed on it side. He pulled the guy out and luckily the guy is okay. Here is the car.
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#854603 - 12/08/12 12:28 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42169
Loc: Alabama
That is amazing! Good for them that Peter was there.
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-Roger Caras

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#854604 - 12/08/12 12:37 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64659
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
I always worry about him heading to the city at night and this is why.

They just posted a video of the last Salsa Funk class we held at the nightclub instead of the health club. You can see what we do Here. Such fun!

Ana wave12
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#854612 - 12/08/12 02:51 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7589
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana,Manxman,L4L and all wave12
Have all a nice Saturday santadance
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#854615 - 12/08/12 04:01 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6025
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,L4L,manxman,Haroula santa Rainy and cold here shiverAna glad Peter is ok and was able to help!Coffee is brewing along with some cr.donut holes for L4L,and blueberry muffins.Happy Sat.everyone wave12
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#854619 - 12/08/12 05:22 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16985
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave12 Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman, L4L, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe hope your work day flies by! Ana class looks like funn. Peter is a hero and lucky too! Manxman, L4L and Haroula enjoy your day. Cailyn we are also having the rainy weather but I did manage to get a walk in yesterday between the rain drops! Happy Day all! wave12
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#854629 - 12/08/12 06:34 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14318
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, Enjoy your early shift and the rest of the day.

Ana, wow! No wonder you worry about Peter driving at night. Glad he was ther to help.
I love the Salsa Funk! Although it imediately causes my bones to cry for major pain control meds just by watching. rotfl12

Haroula, have a nice day.

Cailyn, is the coffee ready?

Gerry, raining here too.

Wishing everyone a wonderful Saturday. Got to make a trip to the grocery store at one point this morning.
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#854636 - 12/08/12 07:47 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8019
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Going shopping with best friend today. Our favorite ladies clothing store is having a customer appreciation day. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, and Apple Turnovers in the NC. santadance
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#854670 - 12/08/12 11:00 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64659
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies, it's a day of cleaning and chores.

Haroula, hope you are feeling better.

Sue, it sounds like a great gaming day.

Gerry, I love my Monday nights dance. You just can't help but to have fun. Hope you can get your walk in today.

Gail, it hurts me too, especially my foot, but it's worth it. lol12 How are you doing?

Connie, have fun shopping!

Hope you all are having a great day.

Ana wave12
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#854676 - 12/08/12 11:23 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9456
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Boomers
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#854680 - 12/08/12 11:35 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning Joe and all Gameboomers!

Thanks Ana for asking about my test. My doctor was not happy with my EKG or my labs that he got from my family doctor. I am not cleared to have my carotid stent placed on Thursday. He's concerned there may be another block, this one to my heart.

He wants me to have more testing but without transportation I can't get there. Will have to cancel my appointments.

Will reschedule next month when hopefully I will be able to get a car.

So I've been in a bit of a tizzy sad trying to figure out what to do.

However, I will be getting my exercise today! yes I have to walk to the pharmacy to get my prescription.

A cat that actually lays in your lap. How wonderful! bravo12 My cat either lays on the opposite side of the sofa or wants me to hold her in my arms. Nothing else will do. lol12

Have a great weekend to all Gameboomers! yay12 happydance12 penguin catrub

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#854682 - 12/08/12 11:44 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64659
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
SpaceQ, anything fun on for the weekend?

Sharon, I am very sorry to hear that. sad I hope that you can get it all behind you quickly to ease your mind and be on the road to good health. hearts
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