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#854782 - 12/08/12 09:18 PM Sip & Surf Sunday
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32193
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
"The years teach much which the days never know."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These", she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."

She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where he had carved "I love you, Sally".

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its fifty-thousand dollars.

The husband says: "We've got to give it back".

She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.

One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"

She says: "No"..

The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school yesterday ..."

At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here .."

1. Sag, You're it.

2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9 Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

John says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."

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Senior Campbell's - New Large Type Alphabet Soup.

I must be getting older . . .
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

I am not old.
I am chronologically gifted.

Florida . . . God's Waiting Room.

At my age flowers scare me.

I am so old that . . .
whenever I eat out,
they ask me for money up front.

I am so old that . . .
all my friends in heaven
will think I didn't make it.

Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.

One good thing about Alzheimers,
you get to meet new people everyday.

Support BINGO!
Keep Grandma off the streets.

Any day above ground is a good one.

Retirement - Twice as much husband, half as much money.

My wife always gives me sound advice.
99% Sound . . . 1% Advice

I hope I spelled AARP correct. headscratch

Good morning everyboomie.

Is it the day before tomorrow, or the day after yesterday?? duh12

I guess that depends on whether I'm looking forward or backward. :rolleyes:

I think normally we all tend to look longingly backwards to the last weekend until about hump day, and then start to turn our gaze forward with anticipation toward the next weekend.

I'm half way through my week. Well after today I am.

That's the problem right there. rolleyes12

I don't know whether to look forward or backwards, so I'm just going to call idea

Time is one of my favorite subjects.

I talk about time all the time. grin12

Now I guess it's time I get this rambling posted so I can get ready for whatever it is I'm gonna do after I post this. headscratch

I think maybe I'll call it bed time. sleep12

Sometimes I wish it was bed time all the time.

I hope you all have a good time today. thumbsup12


Edited by gymcandy1 (12/08/12 09:21 PM)
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#854789 - 12/08/12 09:39 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75358
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, happy hump day! YOur early mornings will go away after the holidays, right?

I am heading to my nieces today. She just moved into her beautiful new home last week so she is having us over to watch the Bears game. It will be a fun relaxing time.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave12
Don't feed the Trolls

#854835 - 12/09/12 02:40 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all wink12
At last cold weathersantadance
Have all a huppy Sunday wave12
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#854838 - 12/09/12 03:36 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,and all who pop in later,may your day be a happy one santaCoffee is brewing santa12
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#854844 - 12/09/12 04:03 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7732
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave12
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#854846 - 12/09/12 05:08 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: venus]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave12 Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Sunday is stupendous!

Ana, sounds like you have a great day planned! Enjoy! Cards at brother's was a hoot. Spent allllll day playing, got back very late, or early, as you can see. We had a ball!

Howdy, Haroula, Cailyn, and venus!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Very, very early Sunday morning for me.

Hubby is asleep. Patches is on my lap asleep.

Sleeping in this morning. yes Then, an easy peasy day is planned.


To all abed, sleep12 To all awake, woot
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#854848 - 12/09/12 05:32 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22792
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave12 Good morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn, venus and Darlene. Joe time to .... rolleyes12 Ana sounds like a fun day. bravo12 Haroula nice to hear it's cool for you. yay12 Cailyn thanks for the coffee. smile12 Venus was that you whooshing by? wave12 Darlene you sound a little out of sorts. frown12 Hope all is well with you. Happy Day wished for all! wave12

#854850 - 12/09/12 05:35 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, wishing you a good day.

Ana, enjoy the Bears game at your niece's.

Haroula, enjoy your colder weather.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Venus, enjoy your work.

Darlene, I'm in the same boat as you this morning. Awoke at 2:30 and couldn't sleep. Probably be going back to bed in a bit to sleep in although I'll be missing church also.

Gerry, wishing you a great day.

To all who enter I'm wishing a wonderful day! wave12

Edited by GBC (12/09/12 05:36 AM)

#854857 - 12/09/12 05:54 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: GBC]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California

'Morning, Gerry and Gail! Not out of sorts at all! smile12 Just enjoying the early morning! Hope each of you have a fabulous day!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#854861 - 12/09/12 06:30 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15613
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I have an early shift. My clients are going to church so I get off early. That's good because I have to come home and write my Christmas cards out. Have a great day today. Hello to all here and those that follow me into the diner. Thanks Joe.Don't forget to exercise.

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#854865 - 12/09/12 06:58 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10256
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Breakfast out this morning. Best friend and I had a wonderful day shopping yesterday. We both have some nice new clothes to wear. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, and Muffins in the NC. santadance

#854875 - 12/09/12 08:31 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: connie]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2315
Loc: Switzerland
Hej my Boomer friends (first part is Swedish!)

We got snoooooow, I'am sure it's approx. 8 inches. On the garden side of the house it looks beautiful, on the street side it looks already gray/brown/black (from the cars). I will look out the garden windows for today!

What are you all up to today? Ana is watching the Bears game I learned. I have a sweatshirt with the Bears emblem on the front, so I hope they win.

I just started a kiln with a few of my latest ceramic works. My next exhibitions are in Jan-Feb / Feb-March and then the whole of June, so I have to hurry with the production.... scared

Wishing you all a great Sunday!

"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

#854883 - 12/09/12 09:32 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: Gimli]
SharonB Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 1190
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning Gameboomers! wave12

It's cloudy and damp outside here but fortunately I don't have to go anywhere. I have a well stocked pantry and movies galore to look at so that is what I will do today.

Hope everyone enjoys their Sunday.

penguin cat happydance12 yay12

#854890 - 12/09/12 09:50 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 15321
Loc: Upper Arlington, Ohio
Loved the hiccups joke Joe. rotfl12
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

#854954 - 12/09/12 12:05 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
I have just enough time to say Good Morning then I must go start lunch. Church this morning, then walked Cory. Concert this afternoon, then over to Susie's.

Bye for now.

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

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