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#854941 - 12/09/12 11:34 AM Fight, anyone ??
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...

That morning I had arranged to go fishing so I went into the garage, hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out.
However, the wind was blowing 50mph and there was a torrential downpour going on so I pulled back into the garage and turned on the radio - to discover that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, slipped back into bed and cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation.
I whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife replied, "Yes, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"
And that's how the fight started...

I rear-ended a car this morning. The start of a really bad day!
The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy! "
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then? "
That's how the fight started…
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#854958 - 12/09/12 12:14 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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rotfl12 rotfl12

Thanks Mad, those are great.
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#854961 - 12/09/12 12:27 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Homer6]
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Funny!Funny!Mad rotfl12 wave12
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#854966 - 12/09/12 12:33 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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thank you for those wonderful tales, definitely needed that laugh!
snicker lol12
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#854967 - 12/09/12 12:34 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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rotfl12
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#854968 - 12/09/12 12:35 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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rotfl12
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#854981 - 12/09/12 01:01 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
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so funny lol12
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#854988 - 12/09/12 01:18 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Niki]
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rotfl12 Very funny Mad!

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#855000 - 12/09/12 01:58 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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rotfl12 rotfl12 lol12Thanks Mad!!
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#855011 - 12/09/12 02:19 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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I love all of those! Thanks puppy
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#855014 - 12/09/12 02:29 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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Good ones Mad!

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#855041 - 12/09/12 03:44 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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rotfl12 rotfl12 Great jokes Mad
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#855053 - 12/09/12 04:58 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
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good ones rotfl12

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