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#854941 - 12/09/12 11:34 AM Fight, anyone ??
Mad Offline
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Registered: 11/21/00
Posts: 28112
Loc: United Kingdom
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...

That morning I had arranged to go fishing so I went into the garage, hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out.
However, the wind was blowing 50mph and there was a torrential downpour going on so I pulled back into the garage and turned on the radio - to discover that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, slipped back into bed and cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation.
I whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife replied, "Yes, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"
And that's how the fight started...

I rear-ended a car this morning. The start of a really bad day!
The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy! "
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then? "
That's how the fight started…
Time : The Most Precious Commodity

#854958 - 12/09/12 12:14 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
Homer6 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 04/18/02
Posts: 5588
Loc: Oklahoma, USA
rotfl12 rotfl12

Thanks Mad, those are great.
If something gets your goat, it just proves you have a goat to get.

#854961 - 12/09/12 12:27 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Homer6]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Funny!Funny!Mad rotfl12 wave12
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#854966 - 12/09/12 12:33 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
butterflybabe Offline
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Registered: 07/27/05
Posts: 2246
Loc: IL - All Cities
thank you for those wonderful tales, definitely needed that laugh!
snicker lol12
Life's a puzzle; one piece at a time.

#854967 - 12/09/12 12:34 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9561
Loc: San Diego, CA
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#854968 - 12/09/12 12:35 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75353
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Don't feed the Trolls

#854981 - 12/09/12 01:01 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Niki Offline
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Registered: 10/30/11
Posts: 4624
Loc: UK
so funny lol12
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now

#854988 - 12/09/12 01:18 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Niki]
SharonB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 1190
Loc: Delaware, USA
rotfl12 Very funny Mad!

#855000 - 12/09/12 01:58 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
Lotus777 Offline
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Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3281
Loc: Oregon
rotfl12 rotfl12 lol12Thanks Mad!!
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

#855011 - 12/09/12 02:19 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47569
Loc: Alabama
I love all of those! Thanks puppy
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#855014 - 12/09/12 02:29 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
oldbroad Offline
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Registered: 04/01/06
Posts: 3769
Loc: Chicago
Good ones Mad!

#855041 - 12/09/12 03:44 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 21387
Loc: Unionville
rotfl12 rotfl12 Great jokes Mad
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#855053 - 12/09/12 04:58 PM Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad]
niteowl07 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 9029
Loc: the dusty desert
good ones rotfl12


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