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Fight, anyone ?? #854941
12/09/12 12:34 PM
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her school reunion and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...

That morning I had arranged to go fishing so I went into the garage, hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out.
However, the wind was blowing 50mph and there was a torrential downpour going on so I pulled back into the garage and turned on the radio - to discover that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, slipped back into bed and cuddled up to my wife's back - now with a different anticipation.
I whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife replied, "Yes, and can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"
And that's how the fight started...

I rear-ended a car this morning. The start of a really bad day!
The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy! "
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then? "
That's how the fight started…


Time : The Most Precious Commodity
Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #854958
12/09/12 01:14 PM
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Thanks Mad, those are great.


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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Homer6] #854961
12/09/12 01:27 PM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Funny!Funny!Mad rotfl12 wave12


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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #854966
12/09/12 01:33 PM
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thank you for those wonderful tales, definitely needed that laugh!
snicker lol12


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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #854967
12/09/12 01:34 PM
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WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #854968
12/09/12 01:35 PM
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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #854981
12/09/12 02:01 PM
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so funny lol12


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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Niki] #854988
12/09/12 02:18 PM
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rotfl12 Very funny Mad!

Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #855000
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rotfl12 rotfl12 lol12Thanks Mad!!


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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #855011
12/09/12 03:19 PM
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I love all of those! Thanks puppy


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Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #855014
12/09/12 03:29 PM
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Good ones Mad!

Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #855041
12/09/12 04:44 PM
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rotfl12 rotfl12 Great jokes Mad


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Fight, anyone ?? [Re: Mad] #855053
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good ones rotfl12

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