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#855953 - 12/13/12 02:24 AM Puns.
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If you don't get these, you will end up in the 'Punitentiary'.

-1.I tried to catch some fog, I m---

-2.Jokes about German sausage are the w----

-3.I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's s-----g now.

-4.This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met h-------e

-5.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I ---'- --- it d---

-6.I did a theatrical performance about puns, it was a p--- on w----

7.The Indians were here first, they had r----------s

-8.Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I hope there's no --- q---

-9.When you get a bladder infection, u---- t-----e

-10.What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back f--- s-----s

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Edited by curly (12/13/12 02:43 PM)
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#855959 - 12/13/12 02:41 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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1.Mist santadance
Good morning wink12
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#855965 - 12/13/12 03:44 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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#855967 - 12/13/12 03:54 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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Good morning. Good answers.
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#855970 - 12/13/12 04:38 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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2. wurst/worst wave12
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#855974 - 12/13/12 04:52 AM Re: Puns. [Re: Niki]
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10. four seconds penguin
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#855975 - 12/13/12 04:57 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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#855978 - 12/13/12 05:27 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Gerry, sinking should be syncing.
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#855980 - 12/13/12 05:41 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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#855982 - 12/13/12 05:44 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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#855991 - 12/13/12 06:33 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Hi Ladies.
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#855993 - 12/13/12 07:07 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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#856003 - 12/13/12 08:15 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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6. play on words wave12
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#856009 - 12/13/12 08:45 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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Good ones.
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#856037 - 12/13/12 09:56 AM Re: Puns. [Re: curly]
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