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Puns. #855953
12/13/12 03:24 AM
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If you don't get these, you will end up in the 'Punitentiary'.

-1.I tried to catch some fog, I m---

-2.Jokes about German sausage are the w----

-3.I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's s-----g now.

-4.This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met h-------e

-5.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I ---'- --- it d---

-6.I did a theatrical performance about puns, it was a p--- on w----

7.The Indians were here first, they had r----------s

-8.Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I hope there's no --- q---

-9.When you get a bladder infection, u---- t-----e

-10.What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back f--- s-----s

scared

Last edited by curly; 12/13/12 03:43 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855959
12/13/12 03:41 AM
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1.Mist santadance
Good morning wink12


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855965
12/13/12 04:44 AM
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5. I can't put it down laugh wave12

Bernie monky

Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855967
12/13/12 04:54 AM
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Good morning. Good answers.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855970
12/13/12 05:38 AM
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2. wurst/worst wave12


What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now
Re: Puns. [Re: Niki] #855974
12/13/12 05:52 AM
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Dont tell your horse who is boss - tell him who he can trust. Should apply to dogs, kids and men too. But forget cats - they just dont care ;O)
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855975
12/13/12 05:57 AM
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3. "sinking"


Gerry
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855978
12/13/12 06:27 AM
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Good ones. Gerry, sinking should be syncing.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855980
12/13/12 06:41 AM
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wave12

Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855982
12/13/12 06:44 AM
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Morning curly, kissy12


Gail
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855991
12/13/12 07:33 AM
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Good ones. Hi Ladies.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #855993
12/13/12 08:07 AM
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Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #856003
12/13/12 09:15 AM
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6. play on words wave12


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #856009
12/13/12 09:45 AM
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Good ones.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #856037
12/13/12 10:56 AM
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The Outer Limits
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7. reservations lol12 Hi Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #856121
12/13/12 03:42 PM
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Hi Cue. Good one.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #856270
12/14/12 07:34 AM
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Curly that's why I italicized. grin12


Gerry
Re: Puns. [Re: curly] #856272
12/14/12 08:11 AM
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Thanks Gerry. hearts


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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