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#856683 - 12/15/12 10:47 PM Sip & Surf Sunday
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30152
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"Flattery is like perfume water, to be smelt of, not swallowed."
Josh Billings
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Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn onto a dark alley and spot a bunch of potato sacks. Each of the three hide in one.
A policeman quickly comes through the scene and hears a rustling from the potato sacks. He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack.
'Meow!' says the a convict. And the policeman goes to the next muttering, 'Stupid cats.'
He kicks the second potato sack and the second convict says, 'Woof!'
'Stupid dogs!' says the policeman while moving on to the next potato sack. The policeman kicks it, nothing, so he kicks it again and the last convict says, 'Potato potato!'
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An Irishman, a Scottishman and an Englishman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The Englishman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they're going to shoot him, he shouts "Earthquake!" and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the Scottishman and he faces the wall but just as they are going to shoot he shouts "Tidal Wave!" and the firing squad again runs away. The Irishman is brought out and they tell him to face the wall and just as the firing squad is about to shoot, the Irishman shouts, "Fire!"
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

Mesa Verde National Park...
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park...
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
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Good morning everyboomie. wave12

Time for another 24 hours. santadance

Would you like yours scrambled or sunny side up? wink12

Hey, it's Friday for me. penguin

I can't get over excited about it because someone put a big kink in my two day weekend. I have to go in to work Monday at 1:00 for a meeting. mad12

I am so deep fried over that. razz12

Someone just went on my "naughty list". taz

He just might get a stampeding herd of cows through his bedroom one of these nights.

For all of you though, I wish nothing but tiny little sheep jumping over your beds, and a happy day after. thumbsup12

joe
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#856688 - 12/15/12 11:58 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65781
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, sorry you have a meeting on your day off. That stinks. I would put them on the naughty list too!

I hope you all have a wonderful day. Mine will be quiet with just me and the dogs. Life is good.

Ana happydance12
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#856699 - 12/16/12 03:11 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8105
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers wave12
Ana birthday santadance
Have all a nice day santa
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#856700 - 12/16/12 03:18 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5679
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
birthday Ana!!

Hello and goodbye. I'm off for my insanely early work day. wave12

Well, on the positive side, at least I get off before noon. I'll probably use that opportunity to sleep. lol12

Have a great day, everyone. wave12

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#856702 - 12/16/12 03:30 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: venus]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6096
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,Venus,and all who pop in later.May the day be peaceful for you all santaCoffee is ready for who ever needs it happydance12There's Birthday cake for Ana
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#856707 - 12/16/12 04:49 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17620
Loc: Marlborough USA
santadance Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, venus and Cailyn. Joe enjoy your time off in spite of the Monday meeting. wave12 Ana may your Birthday wish come true. presents12 Haroula and venus have a great day. smile12 Cailyn what a yummy looking Birthday cake for Ana. Hope she's going to share! grin12 Happy Day All! santadance
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#856714 - 12/16/12 05:41 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: Kaki's Sister]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Hello and a good morning to all of you...and a special welcome to this day for our Ana! birthday to you dear!!

It's icy cold here in Switzerland. The concert yesterday was fabulous and we had a little party afterwards. Nice evening!

Ana, are you going to share that delicious looking cake of cailyn's? We all very much hope so... Anyway: urock

Joe: I'am sorry about the kink. HUGS!

Happy Sunday to you all. Enjoy, whatever you do...

Evelyne
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#856716 - 12/16/12 05:46 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14745
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. birthday Ana. Sending birthday hugs. I have an early shift again. Have a great day everyone.

Midgie hearts Exercise smile12
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#856718 - 12/16/12 06:18 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14784
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, love the firing squad.

Ana. birthday you can't have a quiet day. We're all here to celebrate with you!

Haroula, good morning.

Venus, sounds like a nice early day.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Evelyn, have a great day.

Midgie, enjoy whatever plans you have after work.

Wishing everybody a fantastic Sunday. Church this morning then a quiet stress-free, cook free family day. santadance


Edited by GBC (12/16/12 06:19 AM)
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#856720 - 12/16/12 06:30 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8199
Loc: winter springs fl.
santa Good morning everyone. Ana birthday ,Hugs on the way. Enjoy your special day. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip after. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and Pancakes in the NC. Birthday Cupcakes to go with the Birthday Cake for Ana. happydance12
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#856727 - 12/16/12 09:01 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9719
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Boomers. I'm still in shock over knowing that there is evil in this world that would want to murder a bunch of six year old beautiful children. I was very moved by Robbie Parker, who lost his little girl, but still had compassion for the family of the shooter.
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#856758 - 12/16/12 10:51 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: Space Quest Fan]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30152
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everyone. wave12

It is cool and hazy here today and we are supposed to hit 74 on this Ana's birthday. yay12

birthday birthday birthday Ana! hearts

I hope today is a wonderful experience for you. flowers

I am NOT looking forward to work today. BLECH!!! razz12

Aw well.

I hope everyone has a super Sunday.

joe
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#856772 - 12/16/12 11:32 AM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9480
Loc: Southern California
wave12 Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Sorry about you having to go in on Monday for a meeting. Hope your Sip & Surf Sunday is stupendously sensational!

birthday Ana! hearts Woohoo and booyah! You deserve an easy peasy day!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! It's SoI'msayingit'stimeforasuperduperhighlysensationaloompaloompastupendouslyserendipitous Sip & Surf Sunday!

Church this morning, then easy peasy.

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#856793 - 12/16/12 12:35 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 935
Loc: Delaware, USA
Great Jokes, Joe! Sorry about the meeting tomorrow.

Good afternoon Gameboomers. Going to take it easy today as I will have to deal with stuff tomorrow. Thank goodness we get a break now and then.

L4L how are your dogs?

Hope everyone has a great/easy/fun Sunday! wave12

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#856796 - 12/16/12 12:47 PM Re: Sip & Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13806
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Aw Joe that puts them on the "naughty" list twice! Once for the meeting in the middle of your weekend and once for making you work the late shift just before the weekend. May work fly and all go well. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana birthday May you have a nice relaxing easy peasy day!!! At least you aren't in the corner!!! happydance12

wave12 Haroula, Cailyn, Gerry, venus, Midge!! Have a wonderful day!

Gail enjoy church and the nice relaxing no cook afternoon!! :happydance:

Evelyne sounds like you had a lovely time last night. happydance12 Enjoy your day today!!

Connie enjoy breakfast out. That's what we did too As it is roomies baby sister's birthday!! Have fun shopping and thanks for the treats!!

Space......HUGS!! Every time I go on line there is something about the shooting and it makes my heart heavy and cry. I can't imagine what those involed are feeling.

Darlene enjoy church and the easy peasy rest of the day!!

No plans here yet.

wave12
Nan


Edited by auntiegram (12/16/12 12:49 PM)
Edit Reason: forgot the 12

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