JC Corcoran, a radio DJ in the St. Louis area, FINALLY was able to get this audio file from a 1995 broadcast of his morning show. I was driving one of the local St. Louis interstates and nearly drove into the median I was laughing so hard. I remember some people driving near me also laughing their heads off and I KNEW they were listening to the same thing. The voice is that of Jamie Allman and JC's sidekick Karen Kelly is also heard laughing.
Just click on the play button next to "The Physics of Santa." The Physics of Santa
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