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#858452 - 12/23/12 07:33 PM This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29936
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.
Oscar Wilde
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DID YOU KNOW?
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> If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth.
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> If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
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> To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
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> Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
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> Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
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> People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport .
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> Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
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> Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
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> Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
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> The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
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> Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun, it is impossible for a solar eclipse to last more than 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
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> The night of January 20 is "Saint Agnes's Eve", which is regarded as a time when a young woman dreams of her future husband.
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> Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros .
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> It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
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> Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years .
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> Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end .
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> If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
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> Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases.
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> Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.
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> Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.
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> The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.
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> Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent
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> Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450 F.
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> The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
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> Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.
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> The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.
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> Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.
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> The University of Alaska spans four time zones.
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> The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
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> In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.
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> Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.
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> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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> A comet's tail always points away from the sun.
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> The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.
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> Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.
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> The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal their identity.
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> If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.
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> When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.
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> In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.
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> Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
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> Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.
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> The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
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> The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
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> Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.
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> Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.
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> Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
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> Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.
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> For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.
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> The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.
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> And last but not least:
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> In 2012, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays. This apparently happens once every 823 years!
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> This is called 'money bags'. So send this on to 5 and money will arrive in 5 days.
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Ban On Dihydrogen Monoxide
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater
Idaho Falls Science Fair on January 26.
In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict
control or total elimination of the chemical 'dihydrogen monoxide'.
And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:

1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumours of terminal cancer patients.

He asked 150 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
- One hundred forty-three said yes.
- Six were undecided.
- Only one knew that the chemical was... Water! (H2O)
The title of his prize winning project was, 'How Gullible Are We?' He
was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to the alarmists
practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our
environment. The conclusion is obvious.
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TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
(This should keep you chuckling for awhile)
A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas ) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business.
In response, the local Southern Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding - petitions, prayers, etc.
About a week before the bar's grand re-opening, a bolt of lightning struck the bar and burned it to the ground!
Afterward, the church folks were rather smug - bragging about "the power of prayer".
The angry bar owner eventually sued the church on grounds that the church... "Was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, through direct actions or indirect means."
Of course, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The judge read carefully through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply.
He then opened the hearing by saying:
"I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that what we have here is a bar owner who now believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not!"
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An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.

Irishman: ''It's me wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Sir. Can you first make sure she is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

Irishman: ''Okay, I've done that. What next?''
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GentleThoughts for Today


Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then [blip] on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble..

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Good morning everyboomie. santa

Lordy it's Christmas Eve. Where has the month gone? Where has the year gone? Where has my mind gone??? rolleyes12

If you happen to see it please tell it my body want's to go with it. cry12

It's very cruel that my mind can still race, but my body needs an overhaul. zombie

Speaking of being depleted, after shopping yesterday, my bank account could use an overhaul. eek12

It's all too appropriate that everything is wrapped in red. wink12

I may have to raise the rate I charge Lowe's for my professional services. rotfl12

I think I'll be back in the black soon however. I'm secretly negotiating to sell my sister to an Arab oil magnate.

He's seeking new belly dancers for his harem, and my sister has quite a belly.

It's from eating all those jelly beans she plucks out of her ears.

Merry Christmas Eve everyone. christmas

joe





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#858457 - 12/23/12 08:09 PM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Darleen03 Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 14686
Loc: Northeast NJ
christmas Joe

Sorry I have been here in a long time, but I always wanted to stop by....

I want to wish you all a very Special Christmas... No matter what you do....


I Love you All.... kissy12
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#858465 - 12/23/12 08:45 PM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11359
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Not Munday yet but it is getting there.

Been away for a couple of days. Went out to SIL's for our Christmas with them. Had a really good time. Between us and her daughter and hubby, we got Fran through it. She is holding up extremely well. We call her every night and her daughter comes over when she can and calls her several times a day. It will just take time for her to get over the lose of Charles.

Bill and I will spend a quite Christmas eve and day. Susie is on call tomorrow and Christmas day, she goes with Vince to his folks. Hard time for then also, this year. We will have our Christmas with them on Sat.

Gonna go read and will check in tomorrow.

Bets
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#858482 - 12/23/12 11:57 PM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Lotus777 Offline
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Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3270
Loc: Oregon
Hullo Boomers!!
Joe you never cease to make me laugh! Darleen03, it is wonderful to hear from you and christmasto you and yours! I hope things are going well for you.
I hope you will enjoy your Holidays, Bets!
christmasto everyone else although I hope to stop by one more time before that big day! Sweet Dreamzzz for now. sleep12
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#858484 - 12/24/12 12:07 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64410
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Merry Christmas Eve everyone! It's CHristmas at my house tonight so it will be busy. I have to finish shopping, I still need to wrap everything, I need to go grocery shopping and I have to cook a crown roast. All that and I still need to run the dogs and work. lol12 I will take any and all volunteers.

Have a happy day, I have to go back to the corner.

Ana hearts
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#858494 - 12/24/12 03:02 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5329
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
christmas Eve everyone!

Also, hello and goodbye. wave12 grin12

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#858495 - 12/24/12 03:37 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: venus]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6001
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Lotus,Venus santaAna I'd love to help you if I could! christmasto everyone and thier families santaCoffee and eggnog awaits santadance
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#858497 - 12/24/12 05:04 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16837
Loc: Marlborough USA
christmas Good Morning and Merry Christmas Joe, Darleen, Bets, Lotus, Ana, venus,Sue and all who come in later. Wishing you all a peaceful and Happy Christmas! christmas
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#858504 - 12/24/12 07:14 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7971
Loc: winter springs fl.
christmas Good morning everyone. We will be having a Christmas Eve. get together this evening. Tomorrow we will have are Christmas gift openings and dinner. presents12 The 2 oldest boys are in Penn. working. They will call us. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Christmas Eve. day. Danish, Waffles, and Blueberry Pancakes in the NC. christmas
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#858513 - 12/24/12 07:52 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: connie]
Gimli Offline
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Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning my friends

As Nan said yesterday, my Internet is playing Peek-a-Boo with me again rotfl12 (good one Nan!), so I'am writing while the green-light lasts:

christmas to all my Boomer friends!

Have a Happy Day and and even greater evening.

Love! from Evelyne
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#858523 - 12/24/12 09:11 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9393
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Boomers. wave12

Does everyone have their shopping done?
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#858528 - 12/24/12 09:38 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13505
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Blessed Christmas Eve Everybody!!!!!

Joe I hope that work flies and all goes well. Thanks for the chuckles! grin12

Darleen christmas to you and family too!

Bets sounds like a busy time. Have a lovely day!

wave12 venus, Cailyn, Gerry! Have a lovely day!!

Poor Ana.......soooo much to do and sooooo little time! lol12 I would be there in a flash to help if I could. Want to borrow some time??? I have some spare. Hugs and hope all goes as planned.

Connie sorry the boys are away but nice they will call. Have a lovely day and thanks for the treats.

Lotus christmas to you and yours also!! Have a lovely day!

Evelyn that siloy net. Don't it know that it is Christmas and you want to use it?? lol12 Hope that it gets straightened out for ya!! christmas

Space all done, done, done!! Have a lovely day and hope your shopping has been finished.

Off to take my friend for his chemo treatment. Have a wonderful day everybody!!!

wave12
Nan


Edited by auntiegram (12/24/12 09:40 AM)
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#858546 - 12/24/12 10:59 AM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42041
Loc: Alabama
Magnificent Monday Ya'll puppy

Spent the last 30 minutes listening to son try to persuade the Cully to allow him to put in eyedrops. Tooooo silly. Makes me nuts! I never ever plead with my children to take meds.

We have icky weather today, including a small tornado chance and the weatherman says it will continue on to tomorrow. I'm gonna be wrapping presents and doing a little cooking for tomorrow.

Back later wave12
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#858563 - 12/24/12 12:03 PM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7057
Loc: San Diego, CA
Wow L4L, you have tons of patience. By now I would have grabbed the drops, grabbed the kid and it would all be over after a little screaming and crying. I was never allowed to fuss over anything that my parents wanted me to do. Ahhhh the patience of the new generation of parents. At least he didn't do the 'I'm counting to 3' bit. I keep hearing that in stores and I can hardly keep from laughing hysterically. It's a futile effort and the kids know they have 3 more seconds (or whatever to misbehave). Very funny. Who is in charge here? Ha!

Off for the morning walk. No coyotes, no angry birds, no evil drug dealers, or cops, or crazies, I hope. Gonna have fun watching the sidewalk work. OH and as to that, one guy was there yesterday (yup on Sunday) filling in dirt around the 'storm drain units' and while he was sweeping dirt off the road (such a nice clean crew) he almost got plowed down by one of our local stupid fast drivers. The guy came around the corner, whizzed up the street (as a lot of the do on that street) and almost clipped the guy. Worker just stared, shaking, watched which house the guy went to. I hope there is something said to that one. Could have been a real tragedy! I'm praying for the workers!
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#858580 - 12/24/12 12:44 PM Re: This Ain't Your MaMa's Monday Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
LeBelleRachael Offline
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Registered: 04/22/12
Posts: 113
Loc: Barrackstadt, Arcadia
christmas duh12 eek12 frown12 grin12 happydance12 kissy12 lol12

Need I say more??...giggle!


Edited by BrownEyedTigre (12/24/12 01:55 PM)
Edit Reason: Over 8 graemlin limit :)
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