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#858654 - 12/24/12 09:52 PM Here Comes Santa Clause
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29944
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given--when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes."
~ Joan Winmill Brown, American author and editor.
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
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In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.

At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You [blip] Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said
"See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
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A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."

But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.

"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."

"Then why did you bring an axe?"

"Because I didn't want to pay."
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To All Employees
From Management
Subject Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)

Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie.  santa

Happy Christmas. Woo Hoo! Can you believe it's here already?  santadance

I've been making a list
& checking it twice.
I've made up a menu that's really quite nice. 
It's for every Boomer around. thumbsup12

I've bacon & eggs
with pepper & spice,
blueberry pancakes
that are gonna entice
you to eat & then stick around.  wink12

There's sausage gravy cooking
and biscuits that we'll make
We've hashbrowns that will make you smile
with every bite you take.  bravo12

And then when you're done,
sit back & relax.
The coffee I've made
you'll love to the max. 
Christmas in GameBoomer town. christmas

Yee Haw!  happydance12

Who's hungry?.......besides me.  grin12

joe
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#858661 - 12/24/12 11:36 PM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9409
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
christmas to Boomers everywhere. santadance
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#858667 - 12/25/12 12:14 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13521
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Merry Christmas Everybody!!!! May you all have a very Blessed day!!!

Joe thanks for opening and for the great laughs every morning!!!

I will be gone out of town for the day to be with friends and family!!

Prayers for the Band of Angels to be around all those that might be traveling for a safe travel!!

christmas
Nan

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#858669 - 12/25/12 01:16 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
anne2 Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 260
Loc: Cape Town
That breakfast sounds really good.

Happy Christmas Joe, all gameboomer staff and all boomers.

wave12


Need some more coffee


Edited by anne2 (12/25/12 01:17 AM)

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#858671 - 12/25/12 01:27 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64454
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Merry Christmas Joe, SpaceQ, Nan, Anne and all who follow.

It's a regular day here for me, Peter just left to head down to the city to spend Christmas with his dad, grandpa and family and Sam and Tim went home, so just hubby and the youngest left here. It was a wonderful Christmas Eve and I am also glad it's over for another year.

I got a gift card for a massages at Platinum Spa from hubby since I found my favorite masseuse there. I lost her about 18 months ago when she left my club and I ran into her at the grocery store. I was so excited to see her because she is the best anywhere! I can't wait to get a real massage again! Color me a very happy girl!

Nan, I am sending my guardian angel to watch over you on the road.

Have a blessed day! hearts
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#858674 - 12/25/12 02:40 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6008
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Merry Christmas Morning Joe,Space,Ana,Nan,Anne and all who come by later santaNan safe travels for you today wink12Have a wonder full day everyone,no need for coffee Joe has a full menu this morning,I hope Santa was good to you all santadance christmas
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Sue

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#858675 - 12/25/12 03:07 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: cailyn]
luv2travel Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 01/30/02
Posts: 2085
Loc: Phoenix, AZ USA
christmas and holidays to all my wonderful Boomer friends! Have a very special day!
Andrea wave12

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#858679 - 12/25/12 05:10 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16866
Loc: Marlborough USA
christmas Merry Christmas Joe, SpaceQ, Nan, Anne, Ana, Cailyn, luv2 and all who are celebrating this Christmas morning! christmas
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Gerry

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#858686 - 12/25/12 07:12 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: Kaki's Sister]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good Christmas morning to you all my friends
christmas

Nan: shall the Band be around you on your way out of town!

I need a little prayer from you my friends: my Dad is in hospital again since Dec 23 and last night he had a pulmonary embolism and Doc called my Mum at 2.30 a.m. to ask whether she want "extension of life" activities for him. She said yes. I don't know what that means, at the age of 91. I keep in phone contact with her and maybe I have to drive back to Switzerland. So please, could you say a prayer for my Dad. Thank you very much!

Have a wonderful day my friends!

Evelyne
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#858687 - 12/25/12 07:13 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7980
Loc: winter springs fl.
christmas Good morning everyone. We will be opening presents shortly. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Christmas. Danish and Christmas Cookies in the NC to go with Joe's special breakfast. christmas
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#858691 - 12/25/12 07:50 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: connie]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6008
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Gimli sorry to hear this all my prayers going your way for your Dad and family hearts
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#858692 - 12/25/12 08:01 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
MaG Offline
Administrator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 12/28/99
Posts: 65689
christmas to one and all!

May you all have a wonderful season and a New Year that brings happiness and joy to you and yours.

Hugs and love,
MaG

Prayers for your dad, Evelyn.

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#858699 - 12/25/12 08:40 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: MaG]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9409
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Joe, Nan, Anne, Ana, Sue, Andrea, Gerry, Evelyne, Connie, Sue, & MaG christmas
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#858703 - 12/25/12 09:24 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11365
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
A very Blessed Christmas Day to all my good friends here at Gameboomers. May you all have peace and joy on this our Lords birthday.

This will be a quiet day for us. Susie may be over for a little while sometime today.

I have Pandora radio tuned in on my computer. Playing Classical Christmas music.

Have a wonderful day everyone.

Bets wave12
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#858708 - 12/25/12 10:11 AM Re: Here Comes Santa Clause [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7980
Loc: winter springs fl.
Evelyn, prayers for your dad and the family are on the way. Lots of Hugs too. kissy12 christmas and holidays everyone.
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Connie

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