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#859626 - 12/31/12 09:36 PM Tuesday Afternoon
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29937
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."
Hugh Downs
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A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up.

The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.

Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
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Good morning everyboomie. HNY

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! santadance

Remember that surprise I had for you? Here it comes...... wink12

IT'S THE "T" WORD!!!!! bravo12

Happy Tuesday everybody! woot

Any more excitement and I'll be in the chiropractors office all day. penguin

Actually it's back to work for me. hoo-ray!

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then Friday off. Sounds like a plan to me. sherlock

Well I'm out of smileys, which is like being out of punctuation to me, so I may as well close with my usual.

Have a happy day everyone.

I wonder how busy we'll be on NYD. think

joe
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#859628 - 12/31/12 09:51 PM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64426
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Happy New Year Joe and all! It's going to be a great year. yay12

Please send warm thoughts to me in the morning. I'll be running in the Chicago division of the simultaneous 30 city Commitment Day 5K run. I wish I was in a warmer city. rotfl12

I am pretty sure I'll be heading to the hot tub at the club afterwards.

Ana wave12
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#859646 - 01/01/13 12:26 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9399
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Happy New Year Joe, Ana, and all the Boomers who follow. newyear
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#859648 - 01/01/13 12:48 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64426
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Happy New Year SpaceQ! I hope it brings good things to you. hearts
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#859649 - 01/01/13 12:51 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42051
Loc: Alabama
Ana, I'll meet you at the hot tub! newyear
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-Roger Caras

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#859650 - 01/01/13 12:59 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64426
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Hahaha L4L! God bless my hubby because he is still insisting on going with me to be there at the finish line.

Ana wave12
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#859652 - 01/01/13 01:14 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
anne2 Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 260
Loc: Cape Town
Happy New Year everyone wave12

and some warm wind to help Ana along.

HNY

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#859654 - 01/01/13 01:15 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: anne2]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 14730
Loc: Unionville
Good morning everyone and newyear
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#859661 - 01/01/13 03:10 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: manxman]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9291
Loc: Southern California
newyear

To all sweet 'Boomies! newyear
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#859666 - 01/01/13 04:17 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: Darlene]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6003
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning everyone HNYto all boomers wave12Ana luckwith the race!!coffee is on wishing you all a Happy,Healthy,Year ahead winter
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#859675 - 01/01/13 04:52 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16841
Loc: Marlborough USA
happydance12 newyear Good morning and Happy New Year Joe, SpaceQ, L4L, anne2, manxman, Darlene,Cailyn and all my Boomer friends! newyear happydance12
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#859676 - 01/01/13 05:01 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: Kaki's Sister]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning my friends and

newyear to all of you! (smooch!!)

May it be a good and great one, full of love and sunshine. Speaking of sunshine:

Italian New Years morning

Ana: warm! wishes for your run today. You can do it girl!!

Have a peaceful night and a good morning and an even greater day my Boomer friends!

Love!

Evelyne
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#859681 - 01/01/13 06:08 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5329
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
HNY everyone!

I'm off for another work whoosh. wave12 I still can't shake this cold, but at least it's a short day today. smile12

Hope everyone here has a terrific first day of the year! newyear

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#859684 - 01/01/13 06:53 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14564
Loc: Massachusetts
HNY everyone and good morning. I don't have to be to work until 5:00.newyear Ana good luck. I know you're gonna do just fine my Dear.

Midgie hearts
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#859686 - 01/01/13 07:59 AM Re: Tuesday Afternoon [Re: gymcandy1]
Leeana Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 04/22/01
Posts: 4044
Loc: New York
Thank You joe for always puting a smile to my face, and good Morning all ..and a Very Happy, New Year to you all boomies... Hi Bet, Sqf, LaL, anne2, manxman, Darlene, cailyn :)
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