Tuesday Afternoon
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12/31/12 10:36 PM
12/31/12 10:36 PM
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Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." Hugh Downs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good morning everyboomie. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! Remember that surprise I had for you? Here it comes...... IT'S THE "T" WORD!!!!! Happy Tuesday everybody! Any more excitement and I'll be in the chiropractors office all day. Actually it's back to work for me. hoo-ray! Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then Friday off. Sounds like a plan to me. Well I'm out of smileys, which is like being out of punctuation to me, so I may as well close with my usual. Have a happy day everyone. I wonder how busy we'll be on NYD. joe
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
William Butler Yeats
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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12/31/12 10:51 PM
12/31/12 10:51 PM
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BrownEyedTigre
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Happy New Year Joe and all! It's going to be a great year. Please send warm thoughts to me in the morning. I'll be running in the Chicago division of the simultaneous 30 city Commitment Day 5K run. I wish I was in a warmer city. I am pretty sure I'll be heading to the hot tub at the club afterwards. Ana
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 01:59 AM
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BrownEyedTigre
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Hahaha L4L! God bless my hubby because he is still insisting on going with me to be there at the finish line. Ana
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: Darlene]
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01/01/13 05:17 AM
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Posts: 6,145 Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
cailyn
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Good morning everyone to all boomers Ana with the race!!coffee is on wishing you all a Happy,Healthy,Year ahead
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.
Sue
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: Kaki's Sister]
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01/01/13 06:01 AM
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Gimli
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Good morning my friends and to all of you! (smooch!!) May it be a good and great one, full of love and sunshine. Speaking of sunshine: Italian New Years morning Ana: warm! wishes for your run today. You can do it girl!! Have a peaceful night and a good morning and an even greater day my Boomer friends! Love! Evelyne
"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 07:08 AM
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venus
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everyone! I'm off for another work whoosh. I still can't shake this cold, but at least it's a short day today. Hope everyone here has a terrific first day of the year!
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.
Helena: Where are these mangoes?
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 07:53 AM
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Midge
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everyone and good morning. I don't have to be to work until 5:00. Ana good luck. I know you're gonna do just fine my Dear. Midgie
Just do it.
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 08:59 AM
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Posts: 4,644 New York
Leeana
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Thank You joe for always puting a smile to my face, and good Morning all ..and a Very Happy, New Year to you all boomies... Hi Bet, Sqf, LaL, anne2, manxman, Darlene, cailyn :)
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 12:39 PM
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auntiegram
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Happy New Year Everybody!!! May it be Blessed and the best!! Joe thanks for the laughs and may work fly! Ana I have no heat(-7 here) to send your way but many warm wishes!!! Good luck!! Space, L4l, Anne, Manxman, Darlene, Cailyn, venus, Midge, Leeana and Connie. Have a wonderful start to a great new year!!! Nan
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 01:02 PM
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Sorta Blonde
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Happiest New Year to everyone! My resolution this year is the same as always, I resolve to NOT make any resolutions. I always manage to 'keep' that one. Stayed up late this year watching 'the bucket list' from 2008 which I had never seen. Very good movie. Then all the fireworks started. Amazingly, the usual place had only about 4 or 5 little bottle rockets BUT the Roofer's kids (roofer must have gone to Vegas for New Year, were setting off huge, loud, awful fireworks for over an hour. Kids laughing and screaming, and having a ball. This is just one door over from me. Ugh. Wait until the parents get home. They would never have allowed that activity! And then there was the gunfire all around. Little guns, shotguns. I'm still looking around for stray bullets. Some people still don't know what goes up.... Cold and clear morning. All outdoorsies accounted for, gonna go on a walk later, got my rent from the tenants so I can finally go shopping. Whew. Happiness to ALL in 2013!
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Re: Tuesday Afternoon
[Re: gymcandy1]
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01/01/13 01:30 PM
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BrownEyedTigre
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My legs are not happy and my lungs retaliated when we ran into the wind but I am happy and glad its behind me. A great start to the new year!
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