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#860933 - 01/07/13 07:45 PM Tuesday's the Day After
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
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Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!"
Jack Handy Deep Thoughts
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A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.

"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.

Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

"I don't think you understand-I want something very unique," the man said.

At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."

The girls eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

"How are you paying?" asked our jeweler.

"I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."

Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man. "You lied, there's no money in that account."

"I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?"
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Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted ...! Old Harold just smiled!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
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An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."

"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility is when you forget to zip down."
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Date of Joke: Thursday, 20th January, 2005

John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to John and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice,,,,

"Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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Aging with a Smile


Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

I'm getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

I think I've reached my sexpiration date.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."

Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
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Good morning everyboomie.  wave

Can you believe it's Tuesday already?

Where has this week gone? shocked

It's more like Friday for me. 

Gee I haven't been this excited since my siter moved to South America.  taz

Of course she came back, and they actually let her back in the country. I'm sure you can understand how thrilled I was that day. hardwall

I hope I don't ruin that wall with my head. lol

I still have a bump on my head and a stiff neck from the last time I did that. oops

I don't want to have to spend one of my days off in the chiropractor's office.  shame

Hey! What if we had Attipractors? 

You could go in to see one, and get an attitude adjustment.

I'd send my sister. She could really use it, and that would really help my attitude. rah


Have a happy day ever body.

joe
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#860944 - 01/07/13 09:10 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11363
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning Joe. Hey, wait a minute. It isn't Tuesday yet. Not for a little less then 4 hours.
sleep I'll be back tomorrow and say good morning. Meanwhile,

Nite all.

Bets
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#860950 - 01/07/13 09:33 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
LeBelleRachael Offline
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Registered: 04/22/12
Posts: 113
Loc: Barrackstadt, Arcadia
Joe, have you been drinking?!?!? ......ahem!..........giggle! crazy
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#860958 - 01/07/13 10:11 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
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Joe, I remember the day your sister came back and you were excited to see her. rotfl It's kind of like my daughter and I. We are like oil and vinegar to live together, but as soon as she moved out, we became best friends. hearts

Bets, have a great day.

LeBelle, that's just Joe. lol

Have a great day everyone! I am not sure what todayt will bring, but I am sure whatever it is, I will embrace it.

Ana wave
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#860985 - 01/08/13 03:58 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6003
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Bets,LeBelle,Ana waveIt's pretty cold here 28 degrees shiverSo I'll keep the coffee hot with some cr.donut holes,blueberry pancakes,assorted muffins.Have a terrific Tuesday everyone,hi Gerry to you when you arrive winter
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#860989 - 01/08/13 04:19 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16841
Loc: Marlborough USA
winter Good Morning Joe, Bets, Ana, LeBelle and cailyn. Joe a day off coming for you! Ana sweet dreams. Bets see you later. LeBelle hello to you. Cailyn it's cold here this morning too. Wishing everyone a Great day! winter
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#860998 - 01/08/13 07:54 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7973
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Gail, I'm glad you are feeling better. A trip to Lowes for a spesial lightbulb for the main bathroom light is on today's agenda. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, Omelets, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin
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#861021 - 01/08/13 09:41 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11363
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Well, now I can say Good Morning friends.

Went to bed last night and sat up and read for awhile. Winston crawled in my lap and went to sleep. He can be so sweet when he wants to.

Susie and Vince will be back late this afternoon. Have put a pot roast in the crock pot so they can eat dinner when they get here.

Well, I'm gonna go play something for a few minutes.

Everyone have a wonderful day.

Bets
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#861028 - 01/08/13 10:01 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: flutist]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9292
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Friday is fab-u-lous!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! Happy Tuesday, everyone!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later~
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#861046 - 01/08/13 11:03 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7385
Loc: the dusty desert
good morning , joe !

morning bets , ana , labelle , sue , gerry , connie , and darlene !

hope everyone has a wonderful day !

i'm off soon to run a couple of errands , and then i'm planning to get a little bit of gaming in.

nan , i'm with you - where , oh where is spring ?

duh

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#861047 - 01/08/13 11:04 AM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13509
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe....this is it!! Make it through today and the prize is.....drum role please.......two days off!!! Thanks for the laughs and hope work flies!

Ana does that mean you were able to finish that puzzle?? WooHoo!! happydance Have fun what ever you find to do today!

Cailyn we were at 10 this morning. Thanks for the warm coffee!! Have a nice day!

Gerry have a nice walk and day!

Connie have fun shopping and hope they have what you are looking for! Thanks for the danish!

Gail HUGS!!

Bets prayers for the Band around them as they travel home. Can you really play a game for a couple minutes???? lol

Darlene may all go smoothly today! have a lovely day!!

No plans here....yet!!

wave
Nan

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#861059 - 01/08/13 12:05 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7065
Loc: San Diego, CA
Another cold day here in sunny San Diego. Was awakened at 6:15 by the sidewalk worker's and the machinery! I'm not complaining since I really am happy they are doing something but the city guy says they can't start work until 7am. Oh well, hope they finish before this weeks scheduled rain. It's been on and off for weeks now. Just enough to slow the progress.

And as for yesterday's promised BIG court appearances of 15 School District defendants (bribery, corruption, all that good stuff) from MY old school district, it was a flop. High priced lawyers went in, delayed from 9 am to 2 pm and then announced they 'needed more time to read documents before their clients could enter a plea of guilty or not guilty). We waited all day watching every news channel for that? Sigh. Now it's rescheduled for Jan 30. Bet they will find another reason to delay it all. BEST part though was when one of the worst offenders gave a brief statement to the new's cameras, "I am not worried, because I am innocent, and that was proven because I got re-elected to the school board". Huh? Since when does re-election mean you are innocent of a crime? I really wanted to reach into my TV and wipe the smirk off her face. Ugh! She's so not innocent and she was only re-elected because nobody around here keeps up with school business or reads the papers or watches the news. Voter turnout was terrible and she barely slid by in the vote. It will all be resolved sometime. All the indictments started way back in January of 2012. It's been a whole year of 'forgetting' what happened and who did what when. I'm praying that justice for once is not blind.

Off to walk and supervise the sidewalk workers. They are always happy to see me and my walker friend. Loads of fun.

Then off to the local park one block up to see how the 'homeless city' is progressing. They have now taken up the entire South side of the restroom building and have built a home of shopping carts with big blue tarps over them and a cozy 'bedding' underneath. As of this week NO ONE other than them is using the park at all. The kids are gone, the exercise group is gone, it's all too scary to walk over there. I'm really going to find somewhere to 'complain' to sometime this week. Gotta find those people a permanent home (or make them go to a shelter which is available). Bottles all over, hypodermic needles appearing up and down the block where kids walk, used condoms along the sidewalk, underwear, all manner of icky stuff building up. AND the mostest best part? They now have a pet pit bull! Dog is cute, homeless icky adults are not. One of them got arrested a few weeks back for stealing out of a car and beating up a shop owner when he interferred. Nice group. Ugh.

Ahhh the Apartments! Police again yesterday. 2 cars. Haven't seen our drunk lady in 2 days, and the drug dealer who walks up and down constantly and was taken away by ambulance a few days ago hasn't been seen either. Getting interesting.

So much to do, so little time. insane
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#861076 - 01/08/13 01:06 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64429
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good afternoon boomies! I've been a distracted kind of busy this morning. Not sure what I accomplished but I was moving along. lol

Evelyne says hi to all, she is back from Tuscany but suffering from a migraine. She sends her love.

be back...
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#861084 - 01/08/13 02:28 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13509
Loc: northern Wisconsin
lol Sorta you need to write a book!! Would be a best seller too. lol

Ana thanks for the update on Evelyne!! Hope you are having a fun day!

Evelyne HUGS!! Prayers that the head is better soonest!!

wave
Nan

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#861086 - 01/08/13 02:39 PM Re: Tuesday's the Day After [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42052
Loc: Alabama
Good afternoon fellow Boomies!

Son is home watching girlfriend's youngest. Then he slipped on the stairs, smacked his head, wrenched his chest again. I'm gonna wrap him in bubble wrap and stick him in the corner.

Is anyone a Wheel of Time fan? Lots of hype...last book in the series....folks have been waiting for years and years.

Talking to daughter for a sec. Then back to bed with me, I think. wave
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