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#862642 - 01/16/13 07:48 PM Thumping Good Thursday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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"There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets in the future." -- Graham Green

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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife.

"Well I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."

"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife.

"But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I can‘t remember."
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THERE IS MAN AT THE PARK SITTING ON THE
BENCH CRYING.
SOMEONE ASKED, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
HE REPLIED: I HAVE JUST MARRIED THIS BEAUTIFUL 30 YEAR
OLD GIRL, SHE IS WONDERFUL, SHE COOKS
DELICIOUS MEALS, SHE KEEPS THE HOUSE VERY
CLEAN, SEX IS GREAT!
THE MAN ASKED: SO WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
THE ELDERLY MAN ANSWERED: I FORGOT
WHERE I LIVE.
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A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."
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The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Wake up, sit up, cheer up, suck it up, get up, get up, get up outta that bed!!! yay

Open the blinds and....

"Let the sunshine
Let the sunshine in
The sun-shine in." woot

Give your partner a big wet one, and if you don't have a partner then I'll be happy to substitute. kissy

Just make sure you brush before you send me any kisses. wink

Your favorite breakfast is ready and waiting. thumbsup

Have a happy day everyone. penguin

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (01/16/13 07:50 PM)
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#862656 - 01/16/13 09:22 PM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
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Hey Joe kissy There's my kiss for you. You haven't served my favorite breakfast in I don't know when. I bet you can't even remember what it is but you've been very busy lately. I bet Baby is thrilled that you're coming home. I'm so glad for you.

I think I missed posting earlier today. I had the day off and didn't even use my puter at all. I hope you all had a good day.

Evelyn my heart goes out to you my Dear. Prayers and alot of hugs coming your way.

Going to bed now. Split shift tomorrow (Thursday).

Midgie hearts
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#862658 - 01/16/13 09:40 PM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Midgie, I know Joe didn't forget what your favorite breakfast is. In case he doesn't see it in time, there will be a stack of BB pancakes waiting for you. hearts

Joe, have a happy day! kissy

I will be working like crazy to get done and I have to go to a buffet at the reception hall with daughter to check out the food and finalize the menu for the wedding. I don't have time to go, but I'd rather miss sleep than miss her appointment.

Have a wonderful day everyone!

Ana wave
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#862660 - 01/16/13 10:25 PM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Oh Ana you are too much. kissy

Midgie hearts
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#862663 - 01/16/13 10:38 PM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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#862684 - 01/17/13 02:19 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana,Midgie and all wave
Have all a nice day penguin flowers
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#862691 - 01/17/13 04:48 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/21/04
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Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Midgie, Haroula , Cailyn and all my diner buddies. Joe enjoy your day. Midgie hope all is well with you. Ana sounds like a busy day. Haroula hope the sun shines on your day. Coffee is ready Cailyn. Wishing everyone a wonderful day! wave
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#862699 - 01/17/13 06:02 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave winter


Edited by venus (01/17/13 06:03 AM)

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#862702 - 01/17/13 07:07 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8117
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Hubby's Dr. visit went well yesterday. To all here and all who follow, have a Super Thursday. Danish, French Toast, Oatmeal with Cinnamon and Sugar in the NC. penguin
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#862703 - 01/17/13 07:10 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14560
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, kissy

Midge, wishing you a great day!

Ana, enjoy the buffet. You somehow manage to fit things in for the day.

Haroula, have a nice day!

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Cailyn is your weather bad this morning? We got 5 inches yesterday. School was called off.

Venus, hi and bye.

Evelyn, hugs! hearts

Good day wished to all who enter. College friend I haven't seen in quite awhile is coming for coffee this morning. Then I have to run some errands later.

Morning Connie, didn';t see you there.



Edited by GBC (01/17/13 07:11 AM)
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#862730 - 01/17/13 10:02 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: GBC]
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9401
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Here's my kiss to you kissy and hope you have a wonderful, Thumping Good Thursday!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#862739 - 01/17/13 11:46 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13691
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe only one more!!!! Then some time off for good behavior!! May the time fly so you can get started. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana sounds like a fun time at the buffet, enjoy! Just a nice break from the corner. happydance Hope the corner is going well for you though.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the hot coffee. Hits the spot this morning since it was below zero.

venus have fun at work!!!

Connie glad hubby's doc visit went well. Thanks for the treats and have a nice day!

Oh Gail that sounds like a fun coffee get together!! Enjoy! I'd take your six inches of snow for what we have coming Saturday. An Artic blast of cooooold air. On Monday the high for the day will be below zero. Brrrrrr I want my January thaw. lol

Darlene may everything go smoothly today!! Have a nice day!@

No plans here but to try and stay warm. Was -1f this morning. Brrr

shiver
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#862741 - 01/17/13 11:48 AM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7286
Loc: San Diego, CA
Good morning all you happy Gameboomers, (and the unhappy ones too). rotfl It's a warmer morning here. Nice. Gonna be 70 maybe if we get what was promised. I'm ready for warmth.

Sidewalk project still on limited activity. Found out why. The 'inspector' from somewhere, didn't like the DIRT they were using. Huh? Something about not compacting correctly. I remember on the other street, they had to add concrete to the dirt on the actual road before asphalting, but this one is the whole project. Sounds like maybe they might make the company rip out the ENTIRE completed work. Ohhhh! Hope it's going better today. Would be terrible thing. The company that won the bid only gets what they were offered moneywise and any 'extras' come out of the profit. Ready for this one to be done and done.

Off to walk in a few. Will check on progress.

Waiting all day from 8 till 5 for the thrift store to pick up donations (they left a bag on Monday, said to put it out on Wednesday). They never came. Now I have to lug all that stuff back to my shed. Not happy. Wasn't the usual place I donate, and they might never get any of my goodies now. Waste of my time, sigh.

Off to walk....
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#862758 - 01/17/13 02:06 PM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42377
Loc: Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

It is cold and snowing in AL. It's not snowing on my house but it is a few miles north. It won't stick around so the kids who have it will enjoy it, though there is a whopper of a wind with it...so maybe not. We will have a fire later today..a real honest-to-goodness wood fire instead of the little fake log fires we've been having. happydance

Boys will most likely be here today though they aren't supposed to be here til tomorrow. They are staying through Monday.

Their loft beds arrived today so weather permitting, we will be staining them and assembling them this weekend.

I'm sooo tired today....just not sleeping well and it's really taking a toll.

Back later wave
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#862771 - 01/17/13 03:20 PM Re: Thumping Good Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Good afternoon Boomers.
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