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#862979 - 01/18/13 11:03 PM Moving Day Diner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30064
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
"Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel."
Jerry Coleman
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The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked:

"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, little Johnny volunteered - "I guess you'd be eating alone!"
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These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.

The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained, "so I'm looking for the seal!"
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A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar loudly.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the front. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was just being the Ring Bear!"
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me." "Good. What comes after three." "Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?" "Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A Jack."
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This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
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Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"

"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"


Take him to the pet cemetary. puppy
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Welcome to the weekend! yay

It's moving day. I expect you all here by 8:00 sharp. razz

My excitement about moving back to the house in the woods, by the creek, with my Baby, is tempered with a little vinegar.

It IS the house where my sister lives. rolleyes

It's almost like sharing a bathroom with a........... think....orangutan.

Just kidding... lol

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Actually my helper is expecting me there to pick him up early early. There's just no rest for the wicked it seems. evil

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
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#862989 - 01/18/13 11:43 PM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7494
Loc: the dusty desert
thanks for the chuckles , joe ! hope the move goes smoothly !

wishing all my boomer buddies a wonderful day !

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#862997 - 01/19/13 12:16 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65240
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe,I am so happy for you and Baby! How is Pepper doing?

Niteowl, I hope you have a happy day too! When is your move date?

I just got back from a late night grocery shopping so that is off the list and I promised the dogs no matter what happens, we are hiking in the woods. THe poor babies have been very patient. puppy

Have a great day everyone!
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#863003 - 01/19/13 02:12 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7818
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone,have all a happy Saturday wave
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#863006 - 01/19/13 03:53 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6057
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Niteowl,Harroula waveJoe I hope your move goes smooth for you,Ana enjoy your hike with the dogs puppyCold one here this morning 21 degrees shiverCoffee is ready and hot,have a great day everyone winter
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#863009 - 01/19/13 05:27 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17319
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, Niteowl, Haroula, cailyn and all on the way to the Diner. Joe good luck with the move. Ana enjoy your hike with the pups. Niteowl enjoy your day too. Haroula hope all is well with you and the sun shine soon. Cailyn thank for the coffee. Happy day wished for all! wave
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#863014 - 01/19/13 07:09 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8123
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Joe, may the move go quickly and easily. Not sure what's on the agenda for today yet besides our walk. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, Omelets, Bacon, Sausage, Hash Browns, Toast, and Hot Chocolate, in the NC. penguin
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#863015 - 01/19/13 07:10 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14571
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, happy moving day!

Niteowl, good morning.

Ana, enjoy your hike.

Haroula, happy weekend.

Cailyn, coffee to warm up sounds good.

Gerry, hope your day is good today.

To all who come in I'm wishing a wonderful day! Not sure what's on the agenda today.

Connie, didn't see you there. I almost missed having a Danish with my coffee.



Edited by GBC (01/19/13 07:11 AM)
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#863021 - 01/19/13 09:10 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9582
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning everyone and thanks for the laughs Joe. thumbsup
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#863026 - 01/19/13 10:35 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13696
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe I hope that all goes smoothly with the move today! Thanks for the laughs.

Ana did you have the store to yourself??? Seems you would at that hour of the day. lol Have a lovely and much needed walk in the woods with the dog!

niteowl have a lovely weekend also!! When do yo get to move??

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the hot coffee! Enjoy the day!

Gerry have a nice walk and day!

Connie hope ya find something fun to do after the walk! Thanks for the danish!

Gail have a nice day and hope you find some fun things to dao. Game on!!

Space have a lovely weekend!!!

Plans here for the next few days will be to stay in bed where it is warm. lol They are talking about the bottom falling out of the temps. eek I mean the highs will be below zero and like -30 with the windchill. Brrrr. Poor Sassy.

wave
Nan

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#863038 - 01/19/13 11:05 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5517
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
luck with your move, Joe! Hope all goes smoothly.

Have a fantastic Saturday, niteowl.

Have fun hiking with the dogs today, Ana! puppy

Have a great day, Haroula.

Stay warm, Cailyn! shiver

Happy day to you, too, Gerry.

Thanks for the delicious food, Connie. thumbsup Have a good walk.

Hope you find something fun to do today, Gail.

Have a good Saturday, Space Quest.

Nan, staying in a warm bed sounds good to me. lol Wow, that is way too cold!! eek

I'm off today. I think my system is still recovering from all those hours I worked during the holidays, even though I didn't have many at all this week. So I'm going to relax and game today. Next Saturday, though, I'm going out with my friend. yay

Okay, off to find a game to play. Hope everyone here has a terrific Saturday. winter


Edited by venus (01/19/13 11:06 AM)

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#863051 - 01/19/13 11:57 AM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65240
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Gotta whoosh for now and get my truck. yay See you when I get back. Unfortunately it's 80 miles round trip. Ugh...

Have a happy!
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#863054 - 01/19/13 12:08 PM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42384
Loc: Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll

We have a hallway full of wood so hubby and I will be out looking for stain for it. Hopefully, we can start staining today.

We also need to dig out our wood splitter and remind ourselves how to use it so it's easier to have fires while it is cold.

Son has decided the den is too cluttered and is cleaning happydance

Back later wave
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#863061 - 01/19/13 12:54 PM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Lotus777 Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3270
Loc: Oregon
Hi Boomers! Haven't been here much as life dictates differently right now. MIL is coming along but has so very far to go. My own Mum also takes up a lot of my time. Been wicked cold here on this usually temperate coast for over two weeks getting down to 27* several times in the early AM's. Southern Cali is sounding really nice to me. Off I go. Happy Gaming everyone!! wave
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#863071 - 01/19/13 02:03 PM Re: Moving Day Diner [Re: Lotus777]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9404
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your moving day goes nice and smoothly, easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Slept in. smile

Hubby is out playing racquetball. I'm here, sippin' on a cup of Hubby's brew, checkin' the posts. Not sure what our day holds. May do something...may not...we'll see. I love days like this. smile

Alrighty, be back later.
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