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1.The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. Andrew Brown

Nice solve, Haroula!

6. It's been my policy to view the internet not as an 'information highway,'
but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ~Mike Royko

Good one, Sondi!

8. So a more sensible thing it seemed to me was to go to Silicon Valley and be pushing on the technology companies to accelerate the use of audio and music in computers. ~Thomas Dolby

7. Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek? ~Tracey Ullman

The formula for transparent aluminum was traded for thick plexiglas panels to help whales escape safely into the latter part of the 23rd century in Star Trek IV. So you never really saw the foil hats on the show. Ever.

That's two, Rog.

Sondi, manxman - both good!

I stand corrected, oh mentor...

3.Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot- proof programs, while the Universe is trying .So far the Universe is winning.Rich Cook.

Near enough, Haroula - you missed a chumk out.

The full quote is:

Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning. ~Rich Cook

2. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ~Mitch Ratcliffe

Another goodie, manxman!

10. Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'Most reliable windows ever.' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'The most articulate vegetable ever.' ~Dave Barry

5. Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it,
and get a new one every six months. ~Clifford Stoll