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#863928 - 01/23/13 10:24 PM Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32193
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry (1947 - )

Top Ten Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's...

10. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.

9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

8. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

7. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

5. You chat on-line regularly with a stranger from the US, but haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask if they're ready to go to lunch.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...

9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.

7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.

4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".


Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your behind in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

10. No one steals your chair.

Top Ten Ways To Be An Annoying Usher...

10. Show up drunk. I mean REALLY drunk.

9. SQUEEZE as many people as you can in each row before opening up the next one. We're going for efficiency here.

8. Two words: "Bathroom Key"

7. Insist on frisking all female guests.

6. "March" down the aisle and speak with a German accent as you show people to their seats.

4. Pretend you are the Phantom of the Opera. Lurk in the shadows when time permits.

3. Offer your "services" to all guests.

2. Offer guests the opportunity to be included in your plans for world domination.

1. Insist on a pants-free environment.

Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...

10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.

5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

4. Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Real Estate Agent When You Go To Settlement On Your New Home...

1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home's garden."

2. "Actually, it's only the rear portion of the yard that overlaps the ancient Indian burial ground."

3. "Yes, the last owner did donate the house to the Hell's Angels, but I'm told that the judge has ordered them not to come within 50 feet of it."

4. "One bleeding toilet doesn't necessarily mean it's haunted."

5. "Your neighbour has assured me that, technically, they're not 'killer' bees."

6. "Even if there was a full-scale mudslide, it's unlikely that it would reach as far back as your property."

7. "It's quite common for roaches to grow that big even when not in the presence of radioactivity."

8. "Did you know that the band Grave Raper holds their practice sessions right next door?"

9. "It's true that they died in the house, but the prosecutor was never actually able to prove it was murder."

10. "You can barely hear the sheet metal factory at night."

Good morning everyboomie. wave

I'm in a quandry this morning. To go back to work or cut my throat. Hmmmm, just not sure. lol

I would much rather be in a quandry of to go to work or slap my sister silly. THAT would be an easy one. yay

To go to work or to chase the cows through the pasture naked. THAT would be an easy one. snicker

At least I'm already half way through my six day stretch. Only Thursday, Friday, and Saturday left. penguin

I work 10 to 7 today though, so my whole day is shot. Not doing much before work, and not much after work. thumbsdown

Still better than closing. duh

Y'all have a super happy day, ya hear? thumbsup


Edited by BrownEyedTigre (01/23/13 10:32 PM)
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#863932 - 01/23/13 10:35 PM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75359
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
I hope your day is super too! I bet your sister is so happy to have you back. lol

Another day in the corner for me. One day at a is good. hearts

Have a fantastic day everyone!

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#863946 - 01/24/13 01:57 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all wave
I wish you a happy day penguin
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#863948 - 01/24/13 02:42 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula waveBrrr.. it's cold here only 6 degrees shiverSnow on the way Friday night eekCoffee is on at this crazy hour that I'm up smirkAna I hope your not in the corner for to long!A happy day wished for all winter
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#863953 - 01/24/13 04:16 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22792
Loc: Marlborough USA
shiver Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. A happy day to you Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Cailyn are you up so early because your hand is bothering you? It's extremely cold here this morning! Wishing everyone a warm and sunny day! wave

#863965 - 01/24/13 05:55 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15613
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Man it's cold out there. shiver Thanks Joe for your openers. Sorry you can't get anything done except work. My schedule doesn't leave much other than work either. 8 to 11 this morning and then 5 to 8 this evening. Morning Ana kissy, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, and all who come in after me. Have a great day everyone. Please don't forget to exercise.

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#863968 - 01/24/13 06:12 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7732
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Time for another work whoosh. Looks like I get to drive to work in the snow this morning. rolleyes It couldn't have done that yesterday, on my day off? lol

Oh, well, have to run. shiver Have a great Thursday, everyone. winter
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#863975 - 01/24/13 07:03 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a wonderful work day today.

Ana, wishing you an easy time in the corner.

Haroula, happy day to you also. How is your weather?

Cailyn, I'm not going to ask how your weather is. I know. Stay warm.

Gerry, have a great day.

Midgie, indoor exercise this morning. Too cold out.

Venus, have a nice workday.

To all who come in after me I'm wishing a good day! Thabnks for all the well wishes. So far-so good. happydance

#863992 - 01/24/13 07:48 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10256
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Midge, Hugs on the way. Gail, I'm glad all is well, prayers it continues. Not sure what's on for the day yet after our walk. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Apple Cinnamon Pancakes, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. winter

#864014 - 01/24/13 10:01 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: connie]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32193
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

It's split pea soup hear. You can't see past the fence in the yard. eek

I have to leave in about 40 minutes. happydance

I'm so excited about returning to work today. rolleyes

I hope you day is exciting as well. rah

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#864016 - 01/24/13 10:05 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning friends.

Brrrr. 15 out. What have you got Nan? Ana?

We will be going over to Sam's in a bit, then will stay in.

We got up, had showers, had breakfast then went to rinse dishes for dishwasher and no water. Must be a main break somewhere. We do have a very small stream.

Gonna go get some coffee.

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

#864017 - 01/24/13 10:08 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: flutist]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Thursday goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

More rain....

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#864037 - 01/24/13 11:01 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe sorry you have to return to work but at least you are halfway to another day off. Thanks for the laughs and may work fly!

Ana hope that all is going well in the corner. How is the toe this morning?? If it is half as cold there as here the sore toe won't matter cause it would be too cold to run the dogs. lol

Oh Bets we are having a heat wave. It was only -17 this morning. But they are talking snow for tomorrow so it must be going to warm up! duh

Darlene may work go smoothly today!

Cailyn stay warm!!

Gerry snow there too??? Have a nice day!

Haroula hope work flies and goes well.

Gail glad that all is fine for now and pray that it continues that way. My friend says that he can't sleep the night of his treatment. Guess it keeps him up for some reason. HUGS!!

Connie have fun what ever you find to do!! Thanks for the treats!

Midge stay warm out there. May work be fun!!

venus Happy working and be careful driving in the snow.

No plans here but I think some chili for supper should hit the spot today!! lol


#864046 - 01/24/13 11:45 AM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Well my friends I feel a little bit guilty :)couse the weather here is sunny and warm snicker
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#864049 - 01/24/13 12:00 PM Re: Thursday's Joe's Diner's Grand Opening [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9561
Loc: San Diego, CA
For all of you in single digit temperatures, I'd just like to say that the only thing in my environment in single digits is the meat in my freezer. Ugh! I can't imagine having to bundle up in layers and layers and wear scarves and hats and freeze my fingers and toes and all that good stuff. Don't think I've been in a cold climate (where I actually had to wear a coat rather than just a sweatshirt, since 1995 Chicago. It was bitterly cold there. I think even the AIR was frozen. Whew! Stay warm people. I think we are getting another 70's day even with the threat of rain (which isn't really happening).

Sidewalk work actually continuing. Yesterday they got 1/2 the block done and are out there early today hopefully completing the other half by Tomorrow. Crossing fingers it all gets done soon as the DUST they are kicking up from all the digging and hauling has made everyone here sneeze and cough and sniffle for the past few days. Goes away when they stop working for the night and returns around 10 am when they are in full work mode. Can't be good for anyone, especially those of us with asthma! Soon it will all be over with a nice new paved street and we can all enjoy the peace and quiet.

My old computer mouse kept dying on me. I'd replug, reset, etc. I bought some new ones but they are all 'ergonomic' and I hate them. Mine is from ancient times and fits my hand perfectly. So I asked my computer guru friend if he could fix mine, and he came up with HIS mouse which is exactly like mine. Plugged it in, works great. I'm back in business and he has another one if this one goes bonkers. I want my mouse to live forever! I wonder if my cat had something to do with its demise? rotfl
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