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#864510 - 01/26/13 11:15 PM Sunday's Rejoicing Diner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
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If any of these describe you, you're a redneck!


You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her behind.

The primary color of your car is "bondo".

You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.

Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your brother-in-law is your uncle.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.

You prominently display a gifts bought at Graceland.

You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

You think that Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.

The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the heck are you looking at?

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.

You've ever used a weed eater indoors.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels.

You've ever financed a tattoo.

You go to your family reunion to meet women.

Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

You think that the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You've been too drunk to fish.

You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I came, I saw, I conquered. woot

In reALity, I came , I posted, I retired. sleep

I just need a bottle of warm milk, and some Depends, and I'm all set. pacify

It wouldn't help if I had Depends on anyway, because I would just dream about going all night long. happydance

I think I could use an angioplasty to my bladder. blush lol

That's probably the wrong terminology, but did I ever say I was a doctor? grin

Happy dreams everyone, and then have a happy day. rah

joe
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#864515 - 01/26/13 11:42 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Thanks for the chuckles Joe and I hope you have a spectacular day.

I am going to try and get the dogs out, weather permitting and the rest of the day is cooking for the week and working.

Have a happy day everyone! Life is good....

Ana wave
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#864529 - 01/27/13 02:52 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7617
Loc: Greece
Good morning boomers,have all a happy Sunday happydance wave


Edited by Haroula (01/27/13 02:52 AM)
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#864534 - 01/27/13 04:25 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17034
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, ana and Haroula. Joe morning wouldn't be the same without your Diner! Ana sounds like a busy day. Hope you get to take the dogs out to play! Haroula may the sun shine on your day. Happy Sunday all! wave
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#864538 - 01/27/13 05:00 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5372
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave Have a great day, everyone. winter

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#864548 - 01/27/13 07:09 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8034
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Walking, breakfast out, and The Depression Glass Show, is on the agenda for today. To all here and all that follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, Hash Browns, Toast, Muffins, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. penguin
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#864552 - 01/27/13 08:33 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: connie]
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9482
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Gerry, venus, and Connie. Have a great day.
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#864556 - 01/27/13 09:23 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: Space Quest Fan]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29993
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good moaning ever body. wave

Rejoice, Rejoice!! I have been to the meeting and I'm back home. I had to address all the participants for a few minutes, and then I was ok to leave, so by 7:25 I was done. I went go Walmart and then back home to finish my coffee. bravo

It is extremely foggy outside again today, but in the mid 40s, and supposed to climb to 69 later on. woot

I have to be at work @ 5:00 in the morning, and all I wanna do today is go head hunting for a while. We've had a little rain, but not enough to wash anything up, so I'll have to dig for them. razz

First the coffee. grin

I hope everyone has a super Sunday. yay

joe
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#864574 - 01/27/13 11:18 AM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42206
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Me and my achy body are up and sipping coffee. Little Cully came out of his dad's room a bit ago and is happily playing Kirby on the Wii while his Dad and the Per are still asleep.

Hubby and I will see Macbeth today..."out darned spot, out"

What I'd really like to do is just go back to bed, but that would be a bad thing so I'll stay up.

Connie, I hope you find something wonderful today!

Joe, were you the "briefer" this morning? Are you taking over?
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#864587 - 01/27/13 12:26 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Posts: 64754
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies. I finished up the work I wanted to so far and now I am heading out the door to run the dogs in the woods before the ice comes. It'll warm up later so it'll melt quickly and turn to rain.

Venus, I hope the vet went okay.

Gail, I have a feeling you are under the weather again. Hugs to you...

be back.
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#864594 - 01/27/13 12:46 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7177
Loc: San Diego, CA
Arrragghhh! It's turned cold again. Had our warm, then cold, the it rained and rained and now it's going cold rain. Not nice outside but gotta go walk anyway.

Sidewalk project is a mess. Nothing but blocked sidewalk (what's done) and mud all over the place, and if you try to walk down the sidewalk, the homeowners (who have no clue) are parking their cars hanging out across the sidewalk so it's either turn around, or try to cross the great mud divide. Stupid and messy. Dunno why the parking enforcement isn't doing something about clearing the way for pedestrians. We rarely see them around here and yet it would be a gold mine of tickets for the city coffers.

11:45 pm last night, watching some recorded BBC programs (season end for Cracker series and Boom! Accident at the corner (3 houses down from mine). I know the sound well. Crunch, thud, glass breaking, horn stuck in on position, and then, squealing brakes as one of the cars manages to 'escape'. Luckily, no injuries to the other drivers, horn finally got disconnected, someone got the license plate of the hit and run car, and we all went back to our scheduled routine. What's really amazing, is that the new family across the street, who goes to bed early and leaves for work at 4:30 am every morning, HEARD the collision while sleeping. Wow. Good ears and good reaction. She's a nurse, we all walked down to see if anyone needed help, but happily no one did. Nice new family there to react instead of just ignoring it like most people.

Sister. Ohhhh dear. Down from Washington state for the winter months, staying with her daughter again about 60 miles from me. Happy as a clam with her new routine. This is her second year doing it. Now I find out that not only is she buying a house down there, BUT it's not for her. She's staying in WA. Story is that daughter is losing her house to foreclosure, my sister is buying one and intends to deed it over to daughter after they short sell the current one! Interesting mess. Also found out that daughter now has her two grown sons living with her. Both have 'problems' with police and drugs, etc. And she's baby sitting some huge dogs for a friend, and in all of this fun, and losing the house, sister keeps reporting how often they all go to the casino and go to play poker with friends, etc. This is a disaster in progress. Would appreciate some prayers that it all doesn't turn out horribly. I'm getting bad feelings.
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#864616 - 01/27/13 04:17 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7617
Loc: Greece
sleep wave
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#864617 - 01/27/13 04:18 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sorta, I hope your sister doesn't end up losing her investment.

Took the dogs for a run and it wasn't sleeting too bad till we got home. Now everything is ice out there.

Darlene, I hope all is well by you.

Off to the corner...
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#864622 - 01/27/13 05:13 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7177
Loc: San Diego, CA
Thanks Ana, I'm just so worried she isn't thinking straight and wanting to get the 'love' from her estranged daughter (only reconciled 2 years now) after a 20 plus year no contact. It's not a good situation even if it is her flesh and blood. I'm going to carefully try to convince her to NOT turn ownership over to the kids. I fear they will just gamble the monies away again. Oh what a mess! Have to be cunning and savvy in my 'argument'. Wish it wasn't a full moon.
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#864626 - 01/27/13 05:43 PM Re: Sunday's Rejoicing Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 10/01/05
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Loc: Palouse country
Taken from a FB quote:

That moment when you finish a book, look around and realize everyone else if just carrying on with their lives...as though you didn't experience emotion trauma at the hands of a paperback.
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