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#865216 - 01/30/13 05:13 PM Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious
Barry Offline
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Dear God: It's me, the Dog


Dear God: Is it on purpose that our
Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?

I only wish I could have included he dog pictures that were with this.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?


Dear God: Why are there cars named after
the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE
named for a Dog? How often do you
see a cougar riding around in a car? We love a nice car
ride. For example, would it be so hard to change
the 'Chrysler Eagle' to the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Come on now God. Do the decent thing.


Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off
in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad Dog?


Dear God: We Dogs can understand human
verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee
flight paths. What do humans understand?


Dear God: More meatballs,
less spaghetti, please.


Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God:
Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand
straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house -- not after.
10. I will not come in from outside,
and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living
room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.


P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven,
may I have my testicles back
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I've seen God, and his name is iPad. Let us pray
yes, I do use my Hairbrush as a Microphone and Dance around in my Underwear. Thank you very much.


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#865219 - 01/30/13 05:16 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7296
Loc: San Diego, CA
Priceless!
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#865225 - 01/30/13 06:13 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65269
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lol I am sure that most of those thoughts go through my dogs head. I cannot imagine my life without them. puppy

Thanks Barry!
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#865259 - 01/30/13 08:52 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11413
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Love it Barry.
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#865262 - 01/30/13 08:59 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: flutist]
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Registered: 11/21/00
Posts: 23531
Loc: United Kingdom
Thanks, Barry, I enjoyed those !! laugh
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#865276 - 01/30/13 09:32 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42400
Loc: Alabama
I would buy a car named for a dog. puppy
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#865279 - 01/30/13 09:35 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
MaG Offline
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Registered: 12/28/99
Posts: 66026

Wonder what Chihuahua car would look like or a French Bulldog or an English Bully. lol

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#865300 - 01/30/13 10:58 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
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Loc: Alabama
Totally cute, I'm sure!
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#865313 - 01/31/13 02:44 AM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7832
Loc: Greece
Thanks, Barry smile wave
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#865321 - 01/31/13 03:42 AM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6058
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Really cute Barry wave
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#865331 - 01/31/13 04:33 AM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17330
Loc: Marlborough USA
Thanks Barry! It put a smile on my face!
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#865356 - 01/31/13 07:21 AM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8127
Loc: winter springs fl.
Thanks, Barry. smile
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#865441 - 01/31/13 12:55 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: Barry]
niteowl07 Offline
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Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7498
Loc: the dusty desert
lol those were great

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#865458 - 01/31/13 03:47 PM Re: Dear God: It's me, the Dog - Totally Precious [Re: niteowl07]
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9586
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Dogs Rule! puppy

thanks Barry thumbsup
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