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#865703 - 02/01/13 07:58 PM Saturdiner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29786
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores
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Punography

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Aphorisms

It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party

When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
The reason Politicians try so
hard to get re-elected is that they
would 'hate' to have to make a living
under the laws they've passed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave

It's the weekend!!! yay

For you that is. For me it's Monday!!! rolleyes

I had a great day off, but oh so SHORT! razz

Four more work days now. sick

Why oh why did I learn how to count? smirk

Help Mr Wizzard, I don't want to be mentally competent anymore. slapforehead

I'd rather be blissfully ignorant, and residing in SunnyView, being waited on hand and foot by those nice young men in the white coats.

Actually it was being restrained hand and foot, but they apologized when I was discharged. cool

Even gave me a T-shirt that read "I got a charge out of living at Sunnyview", and another one that said "Living at Sunnyview is stimulating to the cerebral cortex."

Have a happy day everyone.

I will.

joe




Edited by gymcandy1 (02/02/13 04:56 AM)
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#865712 - 02/01/13 08:51 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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lol Thanks for the openers Joe, I was chuckling through the Punography. Would you feel better if I told you when I had my last day off? lol

Have a happy day!
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#865754 - 02/02/13 02:14 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6907
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all who follow.
Have all a super Saturday happydance wave
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#865762 - 02/02/13 05:39 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Online   happy
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16314
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Cailyn and all my diner buddies. Hope you all have a fantastic Saturday! Coffee's on Cailyn! wave wave
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#865770 - 02/02/13 07:28 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7809
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Evelyn, prayers and hugs on the way. Not sure what's on the agenda for the day yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, French Toast, Cinnamon Buns, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. winter
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#865778 - 02/02/13 08:47 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9077
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Punography thumbsup

Have a great day Boomers. happydance
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#865784 - 02/02/13 09:58 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 20597
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
HA! Good ones Joe .. will be thinking of you and wishing you a busy/fast day. I've got my normal weekend projects to keep me out of trouble and the biggee this weekend are bunk beds to build woot

Have a great weekend everyone wave
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#865793 - 02/02/13 10:24 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11285
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning to all.

Not as cold this morning and going up to 40 today. Who has the sun?

Well, I am sitting here thinking of all the things I should be doing but probably won't do. lol Ah yes, just pondering. <sigh>

Ana, you back in the corner again?

Hiya Harcoula. How's the weather your way?

Gerry, watcha up to?

Thanks for the goodies Connie.

Hey Space, how's your weather?

Have fun building bunk beds Soot.'

Hope work goes well with you Joe. Got those lawn mowers out yet?

Evelyn, prayers going out to you and family.

Well, I guess I'll go get some coffee and ponder some more. Maybe sneak in a quick game or two.

A wonderful day to all.

Bets
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#865794 - 02/02/13 10:27 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5226
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Sorry it's Monday, and sorry you learned how to count, Joe. rotfl Hope those four days fly by for you.

Have a great day, Ana.

Enjoy your Saturday, Haroula.

Thanks for the coffee, Gerry. smile

Thanks for the delicious food, Connie. thumbsup Hope you find something fun to do today.

Have a great day, too, Space Quest.

Have fun building the bunk beds, soot. grin

Enjoy your game if you get a chance to play it, Bets.

I'm off today. woot I was going to visit my mom, but we've postponed that until next weekend. So I guess I'll find a game to play today. grin

Hope everyone here has a terrific Saturday. winter

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#865799 - 02/02/13 10:48 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41481
Loc: Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

I'm sitting and surfing and watching the Per play Skylanders. Once the sipping and sitting and surfing ends, we will be clearing out the boys' room and building the loft beds in there. We need to go get bedding, so maybe I'll send son with the boys to pick them out and up.

Is everyone ready for Superbowl Weekend?
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#865802 - 02/02/13 10:55 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13275
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe have a splended Monday!! Hope it flies by!! Thanks for the laughs!!

Ana is the corner being kind??? We only went down to =11 last night and already up to -2. There is hope for the day yet!! I'm missing my long walks. lol

Haroula have a lovely day!

No Cailyn?? Hope all is well.

Gerry thanks for starting the coffee. Have a nice day!

Connie have fun what ever you do today! Thanks for the treats!!

Space enjoy the weekend!!

Soot good luck with the bunk beds!! Sounds like fun! lol

Pondering, pondering.....what should I do?? Bets have fun. lol

venus Game on!!! Sorry you had to change your mom plans though.

No plans here yet!

wave
Nan

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#865812 - 02/02/13 11:32 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 6775
Loc: San Diego, CA
Amazing! Our old power plant was imploded at 7 this morning. It was great! News coverage, helicopter view, all went as scheduled. The BOOMS were more than I expected (1 1/2 miles from ground zero). 40 charges setting off huge TNT and it only lasted about 10 seconds. FELT it. Like being at a 4th of July celebration and standing IN the explosive pit. Wow!

My house shook, the windows rattled, car alarms went off, dogs barked, my indoorsie cat, Bubba came running looking wild eyed. I petted him and he calmed down.

Now I wait for the news reports of people calling in to report explosions, or terrorist attacks, etc. from the great mass of people who never watch the news. Should have lit up the 911 lines. Hope no one got 'scared to death' but an ambulance rushed by just after the booming. Oh oh.

Dust went over the bay and was quickly dissipated just as planned. No fear of my asthma being affected. So neat!

My neighbor works as a custodian at the middle school 2 blocks from here. He had to rush over because EVERY alarm in every room went off. He called laughing about having to be sure all was secure and the police having to respond to 'check' it all out.

So my day started off with a BANG! Hope it continues to be a good one. bravo
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#865825 - 02/02/13 11:41 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Sorta Blonde]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9151
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your day back to work goes quickly and easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Phone chat in about an hour with best bud! Then daughter has asked for a Mother-Daughter afternoon of shopping, then it's wine tasting at our local winery late afternoon with Hubby, Daughter, and her Boyfriend. Somebody has to do it.... wink

Hubby is off playing racquetball and I'm sippin' a cup of Hubby's lovely brew....

Off to see what's afoot!
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#865827 - 02/02/13 11:50 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 63365
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! Woke to a lovely fluffy few inches of snow. I promised the dogs we were going to play in it this afternoon in the woods. Little did I know that we started at 24 degrees when I got up and now it 12. eek I guess I should have read the forecast that it was going to continue falling and not rising. rotfl That's okay, a blast of cold air won't hurt me any.
My poor broken toe is very unhappy since I re-broke it the other day. It hurts worse than the first time. One day I'll learn.

Off to the corner to work a couple hours and then off to the woods. Life is good. hearts

Have a happy day all!
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#865837 - 02/02/13 12:26 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning GameBoomers. 28F here now. Oh, how I hate the cold. shiver

Just got back from another week in the hospital. Darn infection! My cat gave me her opinion of my leaving again for so long. cat

I have to wear a vacuum pump on the wound for a few weeks which is an annoyance.

Good news! I'm home again. woot My cat has forgiven me. catrub

I'm going to a Birthday party this afternoon. I have mixed feelings about it because I would like to stay home and bundle up in front of the TV with a cup of hot chocolate. However, the party should be fun and I'll see a lot of people I haven't seen for while.

Wishing all gameboomers health and good games! flowers

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#865839 - 02/02/13 12:32 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41481
Loc: Alabama
Nan, what a heat wave you all are having. Stay safe!

Sorta, sounds like a lot of "fun" for so early in the morning. I wonder why they did it so early?

Darlene, what a great day you have planned!

Ana, your poor toe. Try to stay warm and give the doggies a treat for me.

Sharon, so sorry you were in the hospital again. welcome home. Not a fun place to be. Hugs to you and take care of yourself.

Breakfast and the beds!
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#865841 - 02/02/13 12:39 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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L4L,I hope the bed assembly goes smoothly and you and soot can enjoy the weekend.

Sharon, good to see you! So sorry you had to go back in the hospital. Who watches your cat when you go in?
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#865842 - 02/02/13 12:40 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Yankee Clipper Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/27/04
Posts: 1888
Loc: Lexington, Texas
Gosh g'boomers, take care of yourselves -Sharon, infection -Ana, toe and others I don't know about. May God bless.

Something funny for the day. I put the cats' chicken on the stove to simmer and set it on high to speed things up -you know- and a few min. later....Oh good greif!!..... it's boiling over!!! But no, due to my air-head mornings I had turned on the little back burner and that one was red hot but the proper big front burner with the chicken, cold. This time it was a blessing, think of the mess avoided.

You poor yanks -it's 71 here and the sun is hot. The older I get the more I dislike cold weather.

My game arrived today, Super Sniper. It's analytical -it breaks down sniping to it's elements. wonder if I'll like it.

Happy Saturday all
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#865855 - 02/02/13 01:19 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Yankee Clipper]
SharonB Offline
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Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Ana, my great grandniece came and fed her this time. I'm told my cat hollered at her quite a bit and turned her back on her when she went to leave. laugh What gratitude.

Thanks for the well wishes Looney4Labs, Ana, and Yankee Clipper.

I think the worst is over, only healing now. But I still have to have the procedure to place the carotid stent. frown

But... I'm alive much to my amazement. I'm home with my best friend and things are looking much better.

Thanks!

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#865885 - 02/02/13 04:09 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

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Posts: 41481
Loc: Alabama
Ana, how goes the toe? Did you hit it again?

Yankee, I have so done that so many times! You'll have to come to the Darkside and tell us what you think about the game.

The bed building goes. I knew it would take longer than they said, but the second one will go faster. We are to the double bookshelf. Once that is done we can put the mattress on and put up the guard rails. The rails go up 15" so we want to put the mattress on first.

We will also need to get a light that is flush to the ceiling for that room, but it is not happening today. Tomorrow maybe, or next week.

The boys are so excited. Sent son out with them to pick up bedding. But I'm willing to bet they won't sleep in there tonight. It will take son awhile to break them of the sleep-with-dad habit I think. But once he does, I think they will all be in better moods. Sleeping with kids is so Not fun!

Back later wave
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#865892 - 02/02/13 04:38 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6907
Loc: Greece
sleep wave
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#865893 - 02/02/13 04:48 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 63365
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
rotfl so, I am sitting here working and my doorbell rings. I see my daughters fiance at the door with my grandpuppies. I talked to my daughter everyday this week and she neglected to tell me that I was dog sitting for the weekend. She thought she did. Guess who has a houseful again? puppy
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#865899 - 02/02/13 06:01 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 6775
Loc: San Diego, CA
So I'm looking at the new Seal webcam our Mayor put up, and what happens, but some 'we have rights' group decides to get their 'airtime'. We have a simple rope barrier during pupping season that keeps people from going too near the seals and scaring them or risk getting hurt by the parent seals. There is an ongoing controversy over the 'restricting' of the beach, but with the new camera, the protesters now have the full attention of everyone, every minute.

Yesterday, two of them crossed the barrier, lounged on the beach, and even dipped their feet into the surf. They eventually left. Today, there is a huge nylon pole sign that says OPEN, and a placard with a liturgy on it about the beach being open to everyone, all the time, for any activity, AND there are 2-4 guys at any time with beach chairs, umbrellas, fishing equipment, scuba gear, etc. out there.

Now this activity is perfectly legal, but it's pupping season, and the seals, which are usually lying on the nice smooth sand with the babies, are now afraid to come out of the water. The beach is empty of seals, and what few you can see are hugging the rocks instead of getting nice and warm on the sand.

Dunno where this protest will go, but the last time this happened, a citizen group gathered to harrass the 'interlopers' and the police had to intervene when push came to shove and punches were thrown.

What a terrible mess for such a serene setting where lovely animals just want to raise their babies.

Wouldn't be so bad if the seals weren't scared off by the humans. The beach is open for humans but for safety of animals and humans they are asked to stay behind the little rope. With the miles and miles of wonderful beaches here, there is no reason to HAVE to inhabit this one tiny place.

There have been incidences in the past of people throwing rocks at them, etc. One of the guys today was skipping rocks into the water. Hopefully he didn't hit a seal. I'm watching to see if the authorities come in and ask the beach goers to move back a bit. Loads of fun.
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#865900 - 02/02/13 06:04 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Posts: 63365
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And this, Sorta, is the reason I prefer my dogs over people. sad
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#865911 - 02/02/13 07:52 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 20597
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
One bed down ... One bed to go ... Oh my goodness but my back is talking to me ... time to take rest of day off ... and evening too woot
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#865918 - 02/02/13 08:11 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41481
Loc: Alabama
Oh Ana, that is too funny! Where is daughter going?

Sorta, what a twit! Some people need keepers, and apparently, those guys qualify.

One bed is done. Son came home with Spiderman sheets, Angry Birds sheets and Sponge Bob sheets.

Soot and I are sitting...what a wonderful feeling. rotfl
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#865925 - 02/02/13 08:48 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13275
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Sharon hope you had fun at the birthday party!!! Glad you are now home. HUGS and prayers.

Ana lol Our temp rose all day. We made it all the way to 12. Have fun with all those dogs but please be careful of those toes. Tape them together.

L4l and Soot glad one is done and only one to go. Interesting chose for sheets. lol

Aw Sorta there has to be some in every crowd. Poor seals.

wave
Nan

Night everybody sleep well!!

sleep
Nan


Edited by auntiegram (02/02/13 11:29 PM)

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#865953 - 02/03/13 02:24 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Posts: 63365
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Sweet dreams all...
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