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#865703 - 02/01/13 07:58 PM Saturdiner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30107
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores
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Punography

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Aphorisms

It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party

When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
The reason Politicians try so
hard to get re-elected is that they
would 'hate' to have to make a living
under the laws they've passed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave

It's the weekend!!! yay

For you that is. For me it's Monday!!! rolleyes

I had a great day off, but oh so SHORT! razz

Four more work days now. sick

Why oh why did I learn how to count? smirk

Help Mr Wizzard, I don't want to be mentally competent anymore. slapforehead

I'd rather be blissfully ignorant, and residing in SunnyView, being waited on hand and foot by those nice young men in the white coats.

Actually it was being restrained hand and foot, but they apologized when I was discharged. cool

Even gave me a T-shirt that read "I got a charge out of living at Sunnyview", and another one that said "Living at Sunnyview is stimulating to the cerebral cortex."

Have a happy day everyone.

I will.

joe




Edited by gymcandy1 (02/02/13 04:56 AM)
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#865712 - 02/01/13 08:51 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65498
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol Thanks for the openers Joe, I was chuckling through the Punography. Would you feel better if I told you when I had my last day off? lol

Have a happy day!
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#865754 - 02/02/13 02:14 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7972
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all who follow.
Have all a super Saturday happydance wave
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#865762 - 02/02/13 05:39 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17470
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Cailyn and all my diner buddies. Hope you all have a fantastic Saturday! Coffee's on Cailyn! wave wave
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#865770 - 02/02/13 07:28 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8161
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Evelyn, prayers and hugs on the way. Not sure what's on the agenda for the day yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, French Toast, Cinnamon Buns, and Hot Chocolate in the NC. winter
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Connie

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#865778 - 02/02/13 08:47 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9644
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Punography thumbsup

Have a great day Boomers. happydance
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#865784 - 02/02/13 09:58 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21399
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
HA! Good ones Joe .. will be thinking of you and wishing you a busy/fast day. I've got my normal weekend projects to keep me out of trouble and the biggee this weekend are bunk beds to build woot

Have a great weekend everyone wave
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#865793 - 02/02/13 10:24 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11418
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning to all.

Not as cold this morning and going up to 40 today. Who has the sun?

Well, I am sitting here thinking of all the things I should be doing but probably won't do. lol Ah yes, just pondering. <sigh>

Ana, you back in the corner again?

Hiya Harcoula. How's the weather your way?

Gerry, watcha up to?

Thanks for the goodies Connie.

Hey Space, how's your weather?

Have fun building bunk beds Soot.'

Hope work goes well with you Joe. Got those lawn mowers out yet?

Evelyn, prayers going out to you and family.

Well, I guess I'll go get some coffee and ponder some more. Maybe sneak in a quick game or two.

A wonderful day to all.

Bets
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#865794 - 02/02/13 10:27 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5614
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Sorry it's Monday, and sorry you learned how to count, Joe. rotfl Hope those four days fly by for you.

Have a great day, Ana.

Enjoy your Saturday, Haroula.

Thanks for the coffee, Gerry. smile

Thanks for the delicious food, Connie. thumbsup Hope you find something fun to do today.

Have a great day, too, Space Quest.

Have fun building the bunk beds, soot. grin

Enjoy your game if you get a chance to play it, Bets.

I'm off today. woot I was going to visit my mom, but we've postponed that until next weekend. So I guess I'll find a game to play today. grin

Hope everyone here has a terrific Saturday. winter

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#865799 - 02/02/13 10:48 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42507
Loc: Alabama
Super Saturday ya'll puppy

I'm sitting and surfing and watching the Per play Skylanders. Once the sipping and sitting and surfing ends, we will be clearing out the boys' room and building the loft beds in there. We need to go get bedding, so maybe I'll send son with the boys to pick them out and up.

Is everyone ready for Superbowl Weekend?
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#865802 - 02/02/13 10:55 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13751
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe have a splended Monday!! Hope it flies by!! Thanks for the laughs!!

Ana is the corner being kind??? We only went down to =11 last night and already up to -2. There is hope for the day yet!! I'm missing my long walks. lol

Haroula have a lovely day!

No Cailyn?? Hope all is well.

Gerry thanks for starting the coffee. Have a nice day!

Connie have fun what ever you do today! Thanks for the treats!!

Space enjoy the weekend!!

Soot good luck with the bunk beds!! Sounds like fun! lol

Pondering, pondering.....what should I do?? Bets have fun. lol

venus Game on!!! Sorry you had to change your mom plans though.

No plans here yet!

wave
Nan

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#865812 - 02/02/13 11:32 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7351
Loc: San Diego, CA
Amazing! Our old power plant was imploded at 7 this morning. It was great! News coverage, helicopter view, all went as scheduled. The BOOMS were more than I expected (1 1/2 miles from ground zero). 40 charges setting off huge TNT and it only lasted about 10 seconds. FELT it. Like being at a 4th of July celebration and standing IN the explosive pit. Wow!

My house shook, the windows rattled, car alarms went off, dogs barked, my indoorsie cat, Bubba came running looking wild eyed. I petted him and he calmed down.

Now I wait for the news reports of people calling in to report explosions, or terrorist attacks, etc. from the great mass of people who never watch the news. Should have lit up the 911 lines. Hope no one got 'scared to death' but an ambulance rushed by just after the booming. Oh oh.

Dust went over the bay and was quickly dissipated just as planned. No fear of my asthma being affected. So neat!

My neighbor works as a custodian at the middle school 2 blocks from here. He had to rush over because EVERY alarm in every room went off. He called laughing about having to be sure all was secure and the police having to respond to 'check' it all out.

So my day started off with a BANG! Hope it continues to be a good one. bravo
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#865825 - 02/02/13 11:41 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Sorta Blonde]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9441
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your day back to work goes quickly and easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Phone chat in about an hour with best bud! Then daughter has asked for a Mother-Daughter afternoon of shopping, then it's wine tasting at our local winery late afternoon with Hubby, Daughter, and her Boyfriend. Somebody has to do it.... wink

Hubby is off playing racquetball and I'm sippin' a cup of Hubby's lovely brew....

Off to see what's afoot!
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#865827 - 02/02/13 11:50 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65498
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies! Woke to a lovely fluffy few inches of snow. I promised the dogs we were going to play in it this afternoon in the woods. Little did I know that we started at 24 degrees when I got up and now it 12. eek I guess I should have read the forecast that it was going to continue falling and not rising. rotfl That's okay, a blast of cold air won't hurt me any.
My poor broken toe is very unhappy since I re-broke it the other day. It hurts worse than the first time. One day I'll learn.

Off to the corner to work a couple hours and then off to the woods. Life is good. hearts

Have a happy day all!
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#865837 - 02/02/13 12:26 PM Re: Saturdiner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good morning GameBoomers. 28F here now. Oh, how I hate the cold. shiver

Just got back from another week in the hospital. Darn infection! My cat gave me her opinion of my leaving again for so long. cat

I have to wear a vacuum pump on the wound for a few weeks which is an annoyance.

Good news! I'm home again. woot My cat has forgiven me. catrub

I'm going to a Birthday party this afternoon. I have mixed feelings about it because I would like to stay home and bundle up in front of the TV with a cup of hot chocolate. However, the party should be fun and I'll see a lot of people I haven't seen for while.

Wishing all gameboomers health and good games! flowers

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