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Joke from the past: Enjoy #869052
02/18/13 06:55 PM
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her... eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterward, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye."


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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana] #869057
02/18/13 07:08 PM
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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana] #869060
02/18/13 07:31 PM
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rotfl Awesome.

Thanks Leeana. thumbsup

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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: gymcandy1] #869065
02/18/13 09:06 PM
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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Darleen03] #869092
02/19/13 12:22 AM
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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana] #869110
02/19/13 03:38 AM
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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana] #869118
02/19/13 04:15 AM
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Good one.


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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana] #869125
02/19/13 05:45 AM
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lol Funny one Leeana! lol


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Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: Leeana] #869205
02/19/13 01:34 PM
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think lol rotfl

Re: Joke from the past: Enjoy [Re: SharonB] #869428
02/20/13 01:58 PM
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