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#869558 - 02/20/13 11:16 PM Thursday Yeah!
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30152
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Jules de Gaultier
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Not A Hallmark
These are greeting cards you'll most likely never see on a Hallmark...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:...
What was I thinking?"

"Congratulations on your wedding day!....
Too bad no one likes your wife."

"How could two people as beautiful as you....
have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love....
After having met you, I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life....
I never believed in Hell until I met you."

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
that you're not here to ruin it for me."

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.
Like the need for therapy..."

"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!....
I never knew what evil was before this!"

"Before you go,....
I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Someday I hope to get married....
but not to you."

"You look great for your age....
Almost Lifelike!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me....
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend....
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

"We have been friends for a very long time....
What do you say we call it quits?"

"I'm so miserable without you....
It's almost like you're here."

"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
Did you ever find out who the father was?"

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday....
So we're having you put to sleep."

"Your kisses are sweet, your hugs are passionate....
But compared to your sister, they're only second rate."
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Landlord Letters
1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

5. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.

6. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

7. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

8. The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

9. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

10. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

11. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink.

12. Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.

13. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

14. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his [blip] wakes me up, and it is getting too much.

15. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Ok just got home and showered and now, Now, NOW uhmmm.... think

I gotta get to beddie bye. sleep

It'll be a 4:30 wake up call in the morning.

Really that's more like the middle of the night. rolleyes

It's been ages since I've had this much fun getting up for work. woot

Some big cheese, (cheddar I think) is coming to our store in the morning to "walk" my department, to see how prepared we are for the mad Spring rush.

I already feel like I'm running around trying to herd chickens all day. slapforehead

Don't know why they would run from me. taz

I think I'll tell this guy to grab a broom and make himself useful while he's "walking". snicker

I'm outta here.

Have a happy day all.

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#869560 - 02/20/13 11:35 PM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65776
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe that's just too early! I hope the inspection goes well and you get home with energy to spare for head hunting.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#869572 - 02/21/13 02:25 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8104
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana and all wave
Have all a great day happydance
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#869577 - 02/21/13 03:54 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6095
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Haroula,and all who come in later waveI got a new comp.windows 8 it's so different from 7,it's gonna take a while to learn it crazyCoffee is ready happy day wished for all puppy
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#869582 - 02/21/13 05:10 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17612
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe happy hunting! Ana wishing you a stress free day. Haroula have a nice day. Cailyn so nice to have you back in the Diner and with a new computer! Congrats! Happy Day wished for everyone! wave
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Gerry

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#869597 - 02/21/13 06:36 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14783
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, enjoy your day!

Ana, wishing you a fantastic day!

Haroula, happy day to you.

Cailyn, Yay! Glad you're back. Let us know how Win 8 is working.

Gerry, hope whatever is on your agenda is fun.

To all who come in I'm wishing a wonderful day! New furnace is being installed today. Going to be cold in here. It's freezing outside. We'll maybe huddle in a room with an electric heater till the heat is back on. shiver
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Gail

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#869609 - 02/21/13 08:04 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8197
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. birthday Gail. Birthday cupcakes in the NC. Cailyn, Congrats on the new computer. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Thursday. Danish, Waffles, Omelets, and Hot Chcolate in the NC. penguin
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Connie

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#869614 - 02/21/13 08:23 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14783
Loc: Massachusetts
Thanks Connie, have a great day.
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Gail

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#869642 - 02/21/13 10:03 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: GBC]
Darlene Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9479
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope the 'walk' through your department
goes easy peasy!

birthday Gail!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#869648 - 02/21/13 10:27 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11422
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning Boomers.

Sitting here waiting for the snow to start 2-4 inches. My SIL is supposed to get 1 1/4 inches of ice and sleet. Eek!! I wonder if Draclvr is getting anything yet. KC is supposed to get 8-12 inches of snow.

Susie called last night and she has to go back in on Friday for a biopsy. Radiologist said it was calcification but was so dense they have to do a biopsy just to be safe. Ouch, ouch, ouch. I feel for her. Been there, done that.

My results came in yesterday and everything is normal. yay

Me thinks it is going to be one good day to stay in and just goof off.

birthday Gail, have a wonderful day.

The rest of you have a great day.

Bets
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Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

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#869650 - 02/21/13 10:32 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
Draclvr Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 10208
Loc: In Missouri near St. Louis
It started here in earnest about 8:30 and it's sleeting/snowing like mad. We put out extra sunflower seeds for the birds and moved the hanging feed under the hummingbird porch. VERY nasty out there right now. Plus there is lots of thunder, which is NEVER a good sign. The girls at Longmeadow were bringing sleeping bags and toothbrushes to work with them today in case they couldn't get out this afternoon.
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Fireplace, yarn, knitting needles, books, wine... check. Yup, I'm ready for winter.

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#869655 - 02/21/13 10:50 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11422
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
We are getting snow now. Haven't been outside but Bill said the birds are really hitting the feeders. Haven't heard any thunder here.
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Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

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#869657 - 02/21/13 11:06 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30152
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Hello everybody. wave

The walk didn't go well at all today, and I had "words" with the "walkler". mad

Needless to say....... duh

I do need to say however that I have a severe sinus infection, and sore throat, so I came home. sick lol

I didn't sleep well because of the sore throat, and I'm ready to get horizontal. sleep

I hope you all slept good, and have a great day. happydance

Sorry about pulling your legs. grin

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#869667 - 02/21/13 11:45 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
MaG Offline
Administrator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 12/28/99
Posts: 66249
Joe,

Have a nice day! dance

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#869671 - 02/21/13 11:56 AM Re: Thursday Yeah! [Re: gymcandy1]
my10rugrats Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3350
Loc: kansas
well good morning everyone . we got at least 12 to 14 inches possibly more in some spots. to say the least my car is snowed in my driveway.i posted an update on granddaughter this morning. hope this finds everyone having a good day

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