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#870679 - 02/26/13 09:41 AM Fancy Dress ;-)
Mad Offline
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit.
The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disabilities so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel.
Please find enclosed a monk's habit.
The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head.
So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.

A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head and let it harden. Then stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple.
Time : The Most Precious Commodity

#870699 - 02/26/13 10:44 AM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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oops rotfl

Thanks Mad!

Ana wave
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#870708 - 02/26/13 11:14 AM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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Registered: 11/29/04
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Loc: San Diego, CA
Bahhhaaaaaa! That sure got me laughing out loud!
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#870743 - 02/26/13 01:42 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol wave
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

#870764 - 02/26/13 02:53 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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That's new! And Great! rotfl
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#870769 - 02/26/13 04:08 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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Bwaaahhaahaha!! rotflNew to me too. Thank you Mad!! lol
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

#870785 - 02/26/13 05:07 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Lotus777]
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Registered: 04/18/02
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Loc: Oklahoma, USA
rotfl rotfl rotfl

There's just no pleasing some people.
If something gets your goat, it just proves you have a goat to get.

#870831 - 02/26/13 07:42 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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Now I know why I never liked candy apples!!......giggle! scared
"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."


#870876 - 02/27/13 05:25 AM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol Too funny Mad! lol

#872133 - 03/05/13 05:55 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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rotfl Priceless Mad. lol
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#872135 - 03/05/13 06:18 PM Re: Fancy Dress ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol lol lol

Edited by Winfrey (03/05/13 06:19 PM)
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