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#871458 - 03/02/13 12:01 PM When the kids ask!
LeBelleRachael Offline
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Registered: 04/22/12
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An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"

"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"

"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"

"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"

"Why did Daddy divorce you?"

"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at

some later time."

The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:

"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.

You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex." scared
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#871459 - 03/02/13 12:03 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
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Registered: 01/04/04
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rotfl Priceless!
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#871467 - 03/02/13 12:39 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9297
Loc: San Diego, CA
Got me on the punch line. Cute!
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#871483 - 03/02/13 01:48 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: Sorta Blonde]
Mad Offline
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Registered: 11/21/00
Posts: 27322
Loc: United Kingdom
lol lol lol
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#871642 - 03/03/13 11:43 AM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
granny Offline
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Registered: 08/27/99
Posts: 7408
Loc: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida USA
It took a minute, but I got a really good laugh out loud !!
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#871683 - 03/03/13 02:10 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
lol wave
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#871685 - 03/03/13 02:16 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
my10rugrats Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3473
Loc: kansas
loved it . had to share with daughter who is in denver. hopefully it will give her a good laugh

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#871892 - 03/04/13 04:26 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: my10rugrats]
Niki Offline
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Registered: 10/30/11
Posts: 4624
Loc: UK
lol

but an F is better than an M, right? smile
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#871903 - 03/04/13 06:42 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Winfrey Offline
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Registered: 04/11/06
Posts: 5589
Loc: The Country
lol lol lol
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#871912 - 03/04/13 07:34 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: Winfrey]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 31876
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
rotfl

thumbsup Love it.

joe
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#872132 - 03/05/13 05:52 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 20186
Loc: Unionville
rotfl Great one smile
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