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#871458 - 03/02/13 12:01 PM When the kids ask!
LeBelleRachael Offline
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Registered: 04/22/12
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An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"

"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"

"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"

"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"

"Why did Daddy divorce you?"

"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at

some later time."

The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:

"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.

You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex." scared
"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."


#871459 - 03/02/13 12:03 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
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Registered: 01/04/04
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rotfl Priceless!
Don't feed the Trolls

#871467 - 03/02/13 12:39 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Sorta Blonde Offline
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 8109
Loc: San Diego, CA
Got me on the punch line. Cute!
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#871483 - 03/02/13 01:48 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: Sorta Blonde]
Mad Offline
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Registered: 11/21/00
Posts: 24914
Loc: United Kingdom
lol lol lol
Time : The Most Precious Commodity

#871642 - 03/03/13 11:43 AM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
granny Offline
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Registered: 08/27/99
Posts: 7408
Loc: Ft. Lauderdale, Florida USA
It took a minute, but I got a really good laugh out loud !!
Granny Goodwitch

A woman NEVER shot a man while he was doing dishes!

#871683 - 03/03/13 02:10 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 9389
Loc: Greece
lol wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#871685 - 03/03/13 02:16 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
my10rugrats Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3385
Loc: kansas
loved it . had to share with daughter who is in denver. hopefully it will give her a good laugh

#871892 - 03/04/13 04:26 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: my10rugrats]
Niki Offline
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Registered: 10/30/11
Posts: 4624
Loc: UK

but an F is better than an M, right? smile
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now

#871903 - 03/04/13 06:42 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
Winfrey Offline
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Registered: 04/11/06
Posts: 4867
Loc: The Country
lol lol lol
Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody

#871912 - 03/04/13 07:34 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: Winfrey]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30689
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma

thumbsup Love it.

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

#872132 - 03/05/13 05:52 PM Re: When the kids ask! [Re: LeBelleRachael]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 16940
Loc: Unionville
rotfl Great one smile
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.


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