An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"
"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"
"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"
"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"
"Why did Daddy divorce you?"
"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at
some later time."
The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:
"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.
You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex."