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#871959 - 03/04/13 11:32 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29783
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887)
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Lessons In Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So... why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.
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I never get tired of these.

Love Tips By Kids
Some great tips on love and relationships by kids between the age of 5 and 10...


WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to havevideos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deoderantare so popular." (Jan, 9)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU":

"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)
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Skiing Exercises
The ski season is finally here. This list of exercises will help you get ready...

- Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.

- Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

- Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.

- If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses.

- Throw away a hundred dollar bill - RIGHT NOW!

- Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically
drop things.

- Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes, line them with crushed ice, and then tighten a C-clamp around your toes.

- Buy a new pair of gloves and IMMEDIATELY THROW ONE AWAY!

- Secure one of your ankles to a bedpost and ask a friend to run into you at high speed.

- Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger. Be sure you are in the longest line.

- Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket, get on a motorcycle and ride fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.

- Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm and you're following an 18-wheeler.

- Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts. Let it drip onto your clothes.

- Slam your thumb in a car door and don't bother to go see a doctor.

* Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until you're ready for the real thing!
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

If you're here then it must be today already. yes

After all I don't know of anyone who gets here early. wink

Walk like an Egyptian. dance

So today is the one that I've been looking for.

Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight.... penguin

I had to get a new pair of glasses before I could find it though. snicker

The last time I had two days off, I still had about 10 brown hairs.

Now they're ALL purple. headscratch

It brings out my blue eyes. cool

Man these blue eyes are kinda tired.

Time to be one with my mattress.

I'm so glad it's not a water mattress.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#871960 - 03/04/13 11:41 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 63352
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, I hope that you can get out early or at least on time. yay You have 81 degrees and we are getting 8+ inches of snow. I'm driving to you!

Nan, did you get a lot?

Have a happy day everyone! hearts
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#871965 - 03/05/13 12:27 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7294
Loc: the dusty desert
joe,i too,love those kid sayings lol i remember my grandmother watching art linkletter and the kids when i was little.

ana,stay warm and dry tomorrow.

have a wonderful day ,everyone ,no matter what you do !

back later ! wave

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#871968 - 03/05/13 12:46 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13272
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the laughs!! lol

Ana it is just now starting and the wind is really a blowing out there too. lol I waited all day and nothing till now. Who knew. lol

niteowl I loved Art Linkletter's show!!!

Have a wonderful day everybody!!

wave
Nan

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#871970 - 03/05/13 02:28 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6896
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana,Niteowl,Nan and all wave
Today is my son's birthday birthday hearts
We gonna have a party,so time to go...
Have all a happy day happydance
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#871976 - 03/05/13 03:37 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5953
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Nan,Niteowl,Haroula and all who follow me in waveHaroula birthdayto your son,today I bring the dogs to the groomers for a much needed haircut,they won't be happy puppyNan and Ana hope you don't get much snow!Coffee is ready have a great day everyone winter
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#871983 - 03/05/13 05:22 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16303
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, niteowl, Nan, Haroula and cailyn. Joe you do make me laugh! Ana and Nan I hope you don't get to much snow! Haroula wishing your son a Happy Birthday. Cailyn enjoy your day. Wishing everyone a wonderful day! wave
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#871986 - 03/05/13 06:05 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5226
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave Have a great Tuesday, everyone. winter

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#871989 - 03/05/13 06:22 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 13757
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, enjoy the day.

Ana, more snow for you?

Niteowl, good morning!

Nan, think Spring!

Haroula, Happy Birthday to your sone. Have fun today!

Cailyn, hope the dogs end up with a great hair day.

Gerry, have a wonderful day!

Venus, hi and bye and good day!

Connie, good morning when you come in.

Midgie, have a nice work day.

To all who enter....happy day!
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Gail

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#871991 - 03/05/13 06:32 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14466
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Thanks Joe for your openers. Ana and all who are in the middle of all that bad weather, please be safe. We're gonna get your weather on Wednesday but I don't think it'll be in the form of snow. Wednesday they're predicting a mix. I was supposed to go see my Mom on Wednesday but it looks like I'll have to wait until a week from tomorrow. I'll be picking up my Auntie so she can see both her sisters. Unfortunately Wednesdays are my only day off.

Have a great day everyone. Please don't forget to exercise. smile dance
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#871995 - 03/05/13 07:10 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7808
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Haroula birthday to your son. Gail, I hope the radiation treatments are going Ok for you. A Walmart trip is on the agenda for today. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Tuesday. Danish, French Toast, Muffins, and Hot Chcolate in the NC. penguin
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#872032 - 03/05/13 10:01 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9146
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Enjoy your time off!

Haroula, birthday to your son!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#872047 - 03/05/13 11:37 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41478
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll wave puppy

I have declared today National Book Cooking Day. Time to face the music. Good thing I'm tone deaf. whistle

We are supposed to be near 60 today and then heading back down a bit cooler for the rest of the week.
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#872050 - 03/05/13 11:48 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7294
Loc: the dusty desert
morning ,all !

woke up all sinusy and clogged - won't be doing much today but some laundry ,and getting rid of a stack of flattened boxes - i feel horrible.

hope you don't get too much of a storm ana and nan.

gail, hugs and hope you're done with the treatments soon.

alrighty ,i'm off to get some little thing done ,see you all later !

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#872065 - 03/05/13 12:30 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41478
Loc: Alabama
Awwww Niteowl, I hope you feel better soonest! Hugs puppy
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
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