only a daughter ...........
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03/07/13 09:25 AM
03/07/13 09:25 AM
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Leeana
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A mother passing by her daughters bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made & everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom". With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands: "Dear Mom, it is with great regret & sorrow that I am writing to you, i had to escape with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you & Dad. I've been finding real passion with him & he is so nice, even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard & motorcycle clothes. But its not just the passion Mom, I am pregnant & he said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods & has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me & that is now one of my dreams too. He taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & trading it with his friends for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime we'll pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so he can get better, he sure deserves it! Don't worry Mom, I am 15yrs old now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday i am sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Sophie... P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind u that there r worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk top drawer. I love u! Call me when it is safe to come home..
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'
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Re: only a daughter ...........
[Re: Leeana]
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03/07/13 09:41 AM
03/07/13 09:41 AM
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Leeana
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I know exactly what you mean Winfrey lololol
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'
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Re: only a daughter ...........
[Re: LeBelleRachael]
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03/08/13 01:45 AM
03/08/13 01:45 AM
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I agree. A clever way to point out bad reports cards are not the end of the world.
If something gets your goat, it just proves you have a goat to get.
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