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Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) #872847
03/09/13 02:20 PM
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I was a sick old man in the hospital.

But there was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice :

'And how are we doing this morning',
Or
'Are we ready for a bath',
Or
'Are we hungry ?'

I had had enough of this particular nurse.

One day at breakfast I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.

Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.

So you know where the juice went !

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.

'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted...........









Time : The Most Precious Commodity
Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad] #872849
03/09/13 02:23 PM
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Love it Mad rotfl wave


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Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad] #872856
03/09/13 02:46 PM
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rotfl lol wave


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Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Haroula] #872873
03/09/13 04:39 PM
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lol sick


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Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad] #872897
03/09/13 09:28 PM
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Barrackstadt, Arcadia
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I hope nurse Ratchet didn't bump her head when she fell!.........giggle! happydance


"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."

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Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad] #872921
03/09/13 11:57 PM
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rotfl good one Mad smile


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Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Mad] #872949
03/10/13 06:23 AM
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lol That was great Mad! lol


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Re: Don't Mess With "Old" People !! ;-) [Re: Kaki's Sister] #873100
03/11/13 12:19 AM
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rotfl Precious.


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